1) Don't eat yellow snow 2) Never tell your (now ex) partner during a drunken argument "I may be an *** but i'll sober up, you'll always be a fat ugly munter" 3) If you feel the urge to...
For the first time in 10 years I will not be at a parade this Sunday, and I feel gutted. Unfortunately I have to do a course in restraint and detention for violent patients. I have checked with the...
Further from Dris's post about fave film scenes, I thought a movie quotes quiz might be fun. I'll put 3 quotes from some films up, and the first person to get all three correct gets the next go. So,...
I want to apologise for disrupting threads whilst 'conversing' with another ABer It has never been my intention to allow hostilities to derail or disrupt another persons thread. However, on the same...
Lads, the ladies are about to start fighting again. Now i've invested in a big paddling pool full of baby oil, and there is a crate of beer chilling in the fridge. If somebody else wants to get a...
If you are a ghost, how did you buy a lottery ticket? What I mean by that is surely your spectral fingers would pass straight through the little pen that they give you to mark the paper? In fact, how...
Would you rather?
I ask a would you rather question and the first person to answer it (with reasons) asks the next one.
So to start:
Would you rather eat rotten meat or drink gone-off milk?...
Farting in bed. Should you sniff under the duvet afterwards, or would you pull the quilt up over your partners head so they can do you dirty work for you? Would you be proud of something that actually...
I'm on shift in a couple of hours. When I take my meal break, do you think I should park my ambulance a) Wherever the hell I want (and there's nothing you can do about it!) b) In a small car park (and...