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I'm RIIIICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just got this email Dear Friend My name is Barr perkins George personal attorney to Alexander McQueen - Designer Fashion Label who died on the 11th day of Feb. 2010.I have the documents of a large...

berniecuddles

i need a good laugh so any doctor doctor jokes would be good

gonna start you off! Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu! Didn't I see you yesterday?...

NoMercy

Re Bobjugs.

Poor old Bobjugs has the hangover of all hangovers this morning and so I thought I'd pop on and ask you to go easy on him today (if he manages to show his face later). No talking about Jellied eels,...

stokemaveric

finish the saying...

you know when you are getting old when...

McMouse

Serious moral question

Some years ago I knew a young RN Chaplain who was diagnosed with a terminal illness. He was told he had at most 6 months to live but would likely only decline and die in the final few weeks. Other...

rowanwitch

Can't sleep, can't eat

Dull ache in my chest....head in a spin can't think straight Any suggestions have never felt this way before

bednobs

council houses

hi, heard on the news today that d cameron et al are thinking of making it so a council house is not for life - people would be given a fixed term then reviewed, so for instance if they started...

sigma

Perverting the course of justice

I can buy a map or electronic device that will inform me or warn me of speed cameras. The police or council authorities can put up signs warning of speed cameras but if I indicate to oncoming traffic...

Steve.5

Our daughter is 21 today

I remember mine. I got a brand new set of golf clubs, what did other ABers get for their 21st birthday ?

joggerjayne

what does God eat?

Greek and Roman gods ate honey, mead, grapes, etc. Some of the pagan gods ate goats, and drank the blood of virgins. Voodoo deities presumably eat snakes, or something. But what does God eat?...

vibrasphere

FAO Lady Lavington

Well, I spent last night trying to chuck me bird,She were clinging to me leg like an old sick turd,I said your tits are too small and your legs are too short,I want a fit bird from the Sunday Sport,I...

McMouse

What hacks you off in shops?

I joined the shortest checkout queue yesterday and when it was my turn the bloody till roll ran out and there wasn't a spare handy.

bobjugs12

Not Sure Where To Stick This

It's not really news as such, and to be honest, such a totally mental case needs to be mercilessly reviled! Anyway: http://www.thesun.co....tml?OTC-RSS&ATTR=News What's your opinions of this 'thing'?...

merciasounds

Morning! Wednesday's Menu, with vegetarian Option for those interested Starters:

Creamy Lobster Bisque OR Pork Liver Pate with Calvados and melba toasts, salad garnish OR Blush Pear, Stilton and Walnut salad Mains: Sweet and sour Pork with Egg fried rice OR Crispy Duck with Oxford...

mollykins

mishearing things . . . .

If you thought someone with a mancunian accent said 'is she pregnant' what could it actually be? No silly answers like either a boy or girl, I want sensible answers, saying what they could have said...

mollykins

Is it mean?

To find one of your facebook friends numbers on their profile and then start texting them? I've done it to a couple of people, to teach them to put their number on display for their hundreds of...

bobjugs12

Man 'accidentally' gets an eel stuck up his bum

http://www.thesun.co....ng-blue-after-op.html This seems perfectly plausible to me. Eels always head for safety and if that means forcing their way into a small dark hole then so be it....

R1Geezer

Are the public ignorant of islam?

http://tinyurl.com/3833rff Not surprising that this study done by the religion of peace thinks so but is it the truth or do the public have an uncannlily accurate view?...

smurfchops

Jordan and Alex ... Its Over

So ... what do you think? Is it true or for yet more publicity ?? I hope Alex gets out and makes loads of dosh selling his story, he deserves it having lived with that sl@g.

redman41

Aching Loins

I have this continuous dull ache in my loins which has persisted for about a fortnight now. Are there any cures for this or should I seek either self healing or do I need an experienced Woman to sort...

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