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Rare Event

A serious post... I suppose this is a goodbye, truth be told I'm not doing good between the ears and there is only so much a person can take, I'm doing my rounds going round places, people even... ...
00:57 Thu 20th Jun 202412 answers, last by Lie-in King 10:14 Thu 20th Jun 2024
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I Was Going To Be Serious...

But the moment has passed like a truffle making its way through bacon my pot bellied pigs digestive system 
00:00 Thu 21st Mar 20243 answers, last by 1ozzy 02:43 Thu 21st Mar 2024
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Hi I'm New Here

A neighbour of mine Phyllis McCrackin invited me round to hers earlier for a fish finger sandwich, she then insisted I take a look at a mole on the small of her back believing that because I once... ...
22:57 Tue 27th Feb 202414 answers, last by gulliver1 10:51 Wed 28th Feb 2024
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Hi I'm New Here

I am a former semi finalist in the dingle peninsula pot noodle eating competition and I have 2 pet pot bellied pigs called bacon and sandwich, nice to be here 
22:57 Tue 07th Nov 202329 answers, last by Zeu5 19:36 Sun 24th Dec 2023
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Bbc Presenter

The developing story has reminded me of how I once used a pair of y fronts as a makeshift fan belt to allow Thora Hird to get home in her Austin Allergo, I may or not have accepted payment from the...
22:47 Sat 08th Jul 20236 answers, last by campbellking 13:43 Sun 09th Jul 2023
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Legal Query

Hi I'm new here Whilst cutting my toe nails this morning a particularly large lump of nail flew out my bathroom window and landed in my neighbours cup of tea she was drinking outside On drinking a...
14:06 Wed 05th Apr 202312 answers, last by johnny.5 19:21 Wed 05th Apr 2023
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I Made It

By the skin on my giblets...
16:01 Tue 03rd Jan 202311 answers, last by Hopkirk 18:55 Tue 03rd Jan 2023
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Tribute To Answerbank

I used to be on here night and day 20 years ago made friends and a couple of enemies (rip Whiffey I always admired you secretly) I only pop on occasionally now to type nonsense but I still observe...
20:12 Mon 24th Oct 202222 answers, last by Maydup 14:19 Tue 25th Oct 2022
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Still Somewhat New Here

This is a question the ancients have pondered for many years... If an orange b&q bucket falls from a shelf in an empty b&q store in Dudley at 3am does it make a noise?...
21:57 Sun 23rd Oct 202233 answers, last by douglas9401 09:43 Mon 24th Oct 2022
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Hi I'm Still New

Whilst closing the slightly stained net curtains in my caravan tonight I noticed a humanoid figure seemingly made up of orange b&q buckets in the field opposite I hope this is a scarecrow created by...
00:13 Fri 14th Oct 202225 answers, last by sunny-dave 12:41 Fri 14th Oct 2022
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Hi I'm New Here

Where do I stand on this.. Mrs Rustbottom one of my neighbours has complained that she can see me playing with my tin whistle at night through her window and this is causing her angina to play up, I...
20:43 Fri 07th Oct 202252 answers, last by gness 18:11 Sat 08th Oct 2022
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Hi I'm New Here

I decided to do some sunbathing today in my garden and the only shorts I could find were a pair of 1970s style tennis shorts that were probably a few sizes too small Later on in the day I found a note...
19:27 Sun 10th Jul 20227 answers, last by jno 10:29 Wed 13th Jul 2022
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Hi I'm New Here

Apologies to those eating but if one has a particulary nasty epsiode of gastroenteritis and both ends are causing a problem at exactly the same time what is one to do?...
19:38 Mon 27th Jun 20229 answers, last by murraymints 05:34 Tue 28th Jun 2022
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Hi I'm New Here

Tense moment at the bingo at fannystown gospel Hall, winner gets a ten pounds voucher for b&q and a copy of thora hirds autobiography Will endeavour to keep you all appraised...
18:38 Thu 09th Jun 20226 answers, last by roopower 07:52 Fri 10th Jun 2022
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Hi I'm New Here

On this date 10 years ago I won the Ballybunion invitational creative art championship when I constructed a wicker man type figure from b&q buckets and borrowed wheelie bins, it was an emotional time...
19:47 Wed 08th Jun 20228 answers, last by Ken4155 14:00 Thu 09th Jun 2022
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Hi I'm New Here

I'm hoping to get my children's novel published soon about an orange b&q bucket that lives on the island of nantucket The problem is I need to retrieve an earlier draft from my wheelie bin but edna...
00:51 Sat 30th Apr 20227 answers, last by Bazile 09:43 Sat 30th Apr 2022
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Hi I'm New Here

Would you rather fight a 7 foot earwig with a spatula or a cheese grater?...
22:06 Thu 28th Apr 202218 answers, last by Mozz71 01:00 Fri 29th Apr 2022
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Hi I'm New Here

Difficulty sleeping tonight as Beatrice from number 42 is applying haemorrhoid cream in her garden while she waits on Archibald her pet pot bellied pig to do his business, the noise is quite...
00:13 Mon 24th Jan 202216 answers, last by tonyav 01:16 Mon 24th Jan 2022
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Gness Or Tonyav

You both mentioned I was being chased on here can you supply me with details? If they have they have their own teeth and look like Thora Hird (in her prime not as she looks now) then I might need to...
01:23 Mon 27th Dec 20218 answers, last by aelmpvw 11:26 Mon 27th Dec 2021
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Hi I'm New Here

Have you any hobbies? I collect the little balls that are inside spray paint tins and store them in orange & q buckets which I also collect I once made a necklace from said balls before my first date...
23:29 Sun 26th Dec 20219 answers, last by Musictv2019 00:01 Mon 27th Dec 2021

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