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Hi I'm New Here

As a consequence I am a little nervous Earlier tonight I went out to my bin to push down some cardboard (packaging from the complete collection of the Thora Hird era of songs of praise dvds) clad only...
00:04 Sun 19th Dec 202110 answers, last by roopower 09:57 Sun 19th Dec 2021
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Hi I'm New Here

If you were a turkey where would you hide...
19:42 Tue 07th Dec 202142 answers, last by choux 00:08 Thu 09th Dec 2021
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Hi I'm New Here

I have a very attractive female neighbour and I often keep my garage door open in the hope she notices my impressive collection of b&q buckets, unfortunately tonight a pot bellied pig from house...
22:15 Fri 29th Oct 202120 answers, last by tonyav 23:18 Fri 29th Oct 2021
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Hi I'm New Here

I was also one of the dancing hotdogs in the video for the prefab sprout song King of rock and roll Please don't feel inferior to this level of fame reached we all have our niches in life...
22:23 Mon 18th Oct 20219 answers, last by Smowball 22:41 Mon 18th Oct 2021
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Hi I'm New Here

As a newbie I'm a little nervous and maybe this should be in the legal section but does anyone know is it acceptable to wear a b&q bucket on ones head in place of a mask in these covid times?...
20:44 Fri 01st Oct 202139 answers, last by Smowball 20:33 Sat 02nd Oct 2021
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Hi I'm New Here

Any consumer law experts here? This evening after collecting my 1000th orange b&q bucket I decided to celebrate by visiting my local public house the badgers *** for a small beverage Now I enjoy...
23:52 Thu 09th Sep 202115 answers, last by DTCwordfan 09:05 Fri 10th Sep 2021
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Hi I'm New Here

Would you rather walk around for the rest of your life with an orange b&q bucket on your head 24 7, or have your left ear removed with a stanley knife wielded by Engelbert Humperdinck?...
22:44 Thu 12th Aug 202120 answers, last by aelmpvw 11:54 Fri 13th Aug 2021
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Hi I'm New Here

If an orange b&q bucket was filled with werthers originals and you had to eat them all in 15 minutes to avoid being eaten by a family car sized earwig could you do it?...
04:43 Fri 25th Jun 202113 answers, last by Zacs-Master 10:04 Fri 25th Jun 2021
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Hi I'm New Here

Which was made first.. The bucket or the orange paint as regards b&q...
22:40 Wed 02nd Jun 202115 answers, last by margarettom 08:43 Thu 03rd Jun 2021
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Hi I'm New Here

Little bit nervous but here goes.. Earlier whilst using water from my radiator to complete the making of my pot noodle after season 3 of my bullseye collection fell from a height and knocked my kettle...
22:31 Wed 02nd Jun 202117 answers, last by roopower 10:07 Thu 03rd Jun 2021
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Hi I'm New Here

If you were an egg and you had to die by being cooked which method would you choose?...
23:07 Wed 24th Mar 202128 answers, last by New Judge 22:48 Thu 25th Mar 2021
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Hi I'm New Here

As I was arranging my orange b&q buckets into the shape of a wicker man this evening I got to wondering the following... If you were a rich tea biscuit would you prefer the incredibly painful but...
22:16 Thu 03rd Sep 202050 answers, last by lankeela 11:38 Sat 05th Sep 2020
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Hi I'm New Here

In light of the demise of the argos catalogue it got me thinking back to the day when finbar mcshanty attacked me with the said catalogue only for me to fend off the mad donkey farmer with an orange...
22:39 Sat 01st Aug 202033 answers, last by Mexican18 16:42 Sun 02nd Aug 2020
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Your Earliest Memory (I'm New Here)

Mine is being told a story by my great uncle Silas of how Hugo McSlattery robbed a post office in the coastal town of Ballybunion (do visit wonderful spot) wearing an orange B&Q bucket on his head and...
22:22 Fri 19th Jun 202017 answers, last by Ken4155 08:33 Sat 20th Jun 2020
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Hi I'm New Here

For a chance to win all my seasons of the classic game show bullseye on VHS Can you tell me how many standard size ice lolly sticks would it take to fill the classic orange b&q bucket?...
22:06 Sat 23rd May 202023 answers, last by aelmpvw 10:38 Sun 24th May 2020
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Mcdonald's Seagulls

Do you ever wonder how sad they must be? Food 24 7 and now not even a scrap of a happy meal Spare a thought for your local seagull my cousins...
08:25 Sat 23rd May 202017 answers, last by jakep 09:28 Sat 23rd May 2020
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My Claim To Fame

In 1998 I defeated Padriag McShinty to win the Western Ireland orange b&q bucket throwing competition, a controversial final in which Padriags wife Beatrice attempted to lace my egg and onion...
22:08 Thu 07th May 202017 answers, last by Jordyboy9 19:55 Fri 08th May 2020
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Optimistic Thought

When you are eating my kin this Xmas it will all be over
12:30 Fri 10th Apr 20208 answers, last by Mexican18 13:01 Fri 10th Apr 2020
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I Survived

Just letting you all know I survived Xmas by hiding under my orange b&q bucket...
08:10 Thu 26th Dec 201913 answers, last by ladybirder 22:44 Thu 26th Dec 2019
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Hi I'm New Here

Aside from orange buckets I also collect the metal balls than help mix the paint in spray paint cans, Do you collect anything? Also would you eat a hedgehog that had died of natural causes raw for...
21:08 Wed 11th Sep 201919 answers, last by puzzled54 13:05 Fri 13th Sep 2019

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