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legend758
todays/tonights word is howling. what does it mean to you ? typoes weclomed.
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sandrajo
mean B*ll sh*t but was told lately they meant 'Bemused Scot'!! Just wondered what other meanings you can think of using those initials?
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Marg0
i'm a little bored. please help. i have had 2 beers. this often makes me bored and restless. i don't have many games at the moment, have a film on but it's boring me. any ideas? sooooooooooooo...
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B00
Been outside most of today, and beggar me i've just noticed i've burnt my face, arms and shoulders. Well when I say me, I mean the sun has. Yay- summer's here :-)
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dot.hawkes
Nice enough morning , lovely and relaxed, then my son's GF decides she might be quite ill, and she mentioned she had a strange rash on her face and neck. I took her straight to A & E cos I am a drama...
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sandrajo
What shall I spend it on? New shoes New bag A night out Gamble it to win more Something else....
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bobtheturkey
is an apple
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Doc_Spock
seem to excell at sports. Why then are there no black snooker players. Before shouting racist bigot, consider the film "white men can't jump" What then is wrong with " black men can't cue"
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AutomaticGal
that there is something that i want to confront my mother about but i cant find the guts to do so. im scared i will make things worse. but if i dont the consequesnes are fatal but if i do make things...
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bobtheturkey
would i be able to wear my favourite Farah fawn colored slacks and slip on hush puppies? would my hai karate aftershave be too strong? would the big brown buttons on my cardigan catch the balls (on...
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chappie
Is there a song that gives you an instant lift? No matter how fed up I am, if I hear "Runaway" by Del Shannon, it immediately puts me in a better mood. (Perhaps I am giving my age away now!)
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whiffey
... there's not a lot of it about. When it's not power tools, it's a lawn mower (how long does it take to cut a small lawn - at least 2 hours, then another 2 to strim the edges). When the mowing has...
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10ClarionSt
Bruce Springsteen was touring the UK in the 80's during the miners' strike. When he got to the North East, he asked to meet the strike committee for the area and donated $20,000 to the strike fund....
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CharltonDave
Just looked at my e mails and I have loads and loads, every reply on here I get an e mail for. How can I stop this?
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Hitler
Sit there and think of a number. Then think of that number in amount of cows. Then think of the cows mating and doubleing. Then minus three from that and think of them transforming into sheep. Then...
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ChocolatChip
Some absolute ***** just ran over 2 of our family pets, whats more on purpose! They (2 ducks, which my mum loved) had escaped onto the road, and my mum and my aunt were slowing down traffic and trying...
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dot.hawkes
cos I have a saturday off and I don't want to miss it
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bobtheturkey
i heard thieves broke into their trophy room and stole a blue carpet :) imagine a toffee with that little quaint ramshackle stadium poking fun at the most successful club in english football history,...
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bobtheturkey
for a non liverpool fc fan you seem somewhat obsessed with them? is it the 5 european cups and 18 league titles that bug you? :)
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puss_boots
Saw a news item tonight that states that there are some horrible bugs in your computer keyboard, stale food etc and even other bacteria from not washing hands after the loo. Now its not so bad for...

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