Must get this off my chest I am Scottish and I must say I took a bit of a dislike to some of the more recent questions and answers that have been bandied about of late by one of the newer members...
OK who is the most bonkers on this site (out of 10) In no particular order..... Pixi 11, deesel 9, chardonnay 10.2, georgit 10.2 ( purely for calling a dog "elbow"), Ned 0 (most sane one amongst...
One of my kids is watching a dvd, the other is playing PS2 with his mate. I reckon I have about an hour of freedom. I could 1.watch the cricket 2. read the paper 3. do some work or 4. waste the whole...
...so here are some of my latest and greatest jokes to share... Once there was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to spending his money....
My boyfriend and I are becoming very serious. He has a daughter of 5 from his previous marriage. I have not yet met her but he wants to introduce us soon. What should she call me?
I walked passed Topshop today on my local high street. They have a sale on - "buy one get one free" on all sale items. They'd put a sign up to this effect... right over the shoes. I...
If you were to save one possession from a burning building what would it be. No answers like loved ones and pets as we all now we would go for them first. Im talking something totally...
If this was a school which classroom stereotype would you be? Georgi: Head girl and prom queen pixi: School stoner mycatis: Teacher's pet BOO: school bully? who else?
Strange thing happened yesterday. I went to see a Tarot reader and after about 10 minutes she said that I was in a period of transition, and I would be until February. Therefore she could not read my...
I have come into my office today to find that my desk mascot, Smoochy the Frog, is missing. He's a Ty beanie frog by the way. He usually sits on a mini deckchair on my desk but this morning he was...