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Goodguy

Can you help me?

My wife is starting to look a bit haggard, well it all started since I engaged the new secretary. My wife is 40 and my secretary is 23.I have built up my own business in the city, the wife has never...
14:03 Sat 23rd Jul 200540 answers, last by tangohat 13:51 Mon 25th Jul 2005
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Menoomenee

Eyes like a crow

I told my girlfriend that she has eyes like a crow for a joke and now she's not speaking to me. Any advice on how to rectify the situation?
15:43 Fri 22nd Jul 20056 answers, last by MargeB 18:39 Fri 22nd Jul 2005
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cat woman

For Artful!..........

HI Artful, ITS HERE!!!...............   "  HAPPY 50TH BIRTHDAY  "   Wishing you a lovely day, hope you get lots of lovely pressies.  Mr Gnome sends his love. ...
00:23 Thu 21st Jul 200527 answers, last by Artful 23:23 Sun 24th Jul 2005
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the>one

morning all!!!

anyone up yet?  good day ahead : half a days work and then a round of golf!!
07:32 Thu 21st Jul 200511 answers, last by blueeyedlass 13:10 Thu 21st Jul 2005
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pixi

Bin liners

I have run out of pedal bin liners so have had to put swing bin liners in all the wastebins in the house.  Now it looks really untidy and its doing my head in.  Has anyone got any pedal bin...
08:17 Thu 21st Jul 20059 answers, last by Firiffic 14:34 Thu 21st Jul 2005
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pixi

How does your loo roll hang?

Does the paper go over the top of the roll or behind the roll?  Oh yeah and whats your favourite colour roll?  I've got to have white and it hangs over the top
08:20 Thu 21st Jul 200525 answers, last by woofgang 08:19 Fri 22nd Jul 2005
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Mistopheles

Room 101b

Okay, you can pick one thing to go in Room 101b and be banished from the world forever - but you must give reasons. Suggestions?
23:31 Wed 20th Jul 200512 answers, last by Mistopheles 18:19 Thu 21st Jul 2005
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bruce5755

For lindapinda!...........

indapnda! A very HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you too.  All the very best, hope you have a wonderful day.  Dont drink too much champagne, you've seen what its done to Artful!
06:26 Thu 21st Jul 200510 answers, last by lindapinda 21:30 Thu 21st Jul 2005
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B00

Programmes you loved as a kid

But hate now........ 2 of mine that spring to mind are The Benny Hill Show and Mork And Mindy.
13:47 Wed 20th Jul 200529 answers, last by pixi 06:53 Thu 21st Jul 2005
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the>one

morning all!

early riser again, am i first up?  6.08am here inthe west midlands
06:24 Wed 20th Jul 20058 answers, last by littleoldme 13:06 Wed 20th Jul 2005
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FP

I'm so tired tonight..............

....... I have just cleaned and exfoliated my face with a Parazone flushable toilet cleaning wipe!! I am now going to bog off to bed! Goodnight.
23:23 Mon 18th Jul 20056 answers, last by callisto 15:18 Tue 19th Jul 2005
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nicola_red

I'm Back!!

It may only be temporary, but I've found a way round my firewall...and here I am back chatting again!! anyone miss me? ;-)
09:25 Tue 19th Jul 20059 answers, last by mycatis 20:10 Tue 19th Jul 2005
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the>one

village hall panto

morning all , just to remind you there will be a meeting in the chatterbank village hall tonight concerning this years village panto, meeting to start at 9pm sharp!
06:12 Mon 18th Jul 200511 answers, last by landie 13:34 Mon 18th Jul 2005
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pixi

Grannies sweets

Now that I am a nana (a very young nana I might add) I always have treats for my baby granddaughter and it got me thinking about treats my grannie had for me. Boiled sweets (ususally those stripy...
08:11 Mon 18th Jul 20059 answers, last by grannyg 13:46 Fri 22nd Jul 2005
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B00

In my next life......

I want to be a man......Why? I can sleep in till 11.30 every weekend whilst my wife looks after the kids all morning! I can scratch my nether regions and no one will think its yucky I can fart in...
11:49 Sat 16th Jul 200534 answers, last by B00 20:34 Sun 17th Jul 2005
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the>one

morning campers

morning all what a lovely morning here in the midlands, perfect weather for the village fete! everyone feeling well ? no hang overs i hope!
08:53 Sun 17th Jul 200517 answers, last by callisto 20:28 Sun 17th Jul 2005
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B00

C'mon......own up!

How many of you have reported a question or answer? and why? PS, i've just reported my 1st one.....feel like the school grass now..........lol
13:45 Sun 17th Jul 200525 answers, last by MargeB 13:52 Mon 18th Jul 2005
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johnny5

wasps

iread with intrest in the paper last weeknot many wasps this year i not seen many here in Rugby and i work with a lot of sugar usually big menace this time of year but not seen hardly any yet how...
14:55 Sun 17th Jul 200512 answers, last by matt_bell11 22:09 Sun 17th Jul 2005
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boobesque

shampoo for dyed hair

i have been looking for shampoos and conditioners for hair dyed black! They have them for blondes, brunettes and my current red colour! But i'm going black at the weekend and would like a shampoo for...
18:34 Thu 14th Jul 20059 answers, last by callisto 16:34 Sat 16th Jul 2005
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thebigchill

Who wanna chat

me!
03:19 Sat 16th Jul 20059 answers, last by doreen steel 15:41 Tue 19th Jul 2005

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