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Smowball
Where has this week gone?? Can't believe it's Friday already.MrSmow is just getting ready to leave in a sec for his business trip to meet clients, and not home till tomorrow eve, so just me and... ...
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Patsy33
Before surgery, the anesthetist said they could put me under with gas or a boat paddle. It was an ether/oar situation.
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saintpeter48
My doctors surgery has recently moved to new premises and I called in there last week to change my flu and covid vaccines times, with waiting time and time spent talking to receptionist i was in... ...
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nailedit
Despite been given a shed load of valium yesterday, I've hardly slept.  
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douglas9401
Anywhere but government, surely! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgdn3134w1o ...
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Canary42
I've just come across an ad for an egg opener, only £10.89 All these years I've managed without one, amazing. P.S. I'm not providing a link, no wish to enhance their sales.
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ToraToraTora
https://news.sky.com/story/dna-stored-on-crystal-could-bring-back-humanity-billions-of-years-after-extinction-13217533 Presumably visiting aliens will find our DNA and recreate us like they did... ...
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ToraToraTora
Just seen their ad asking for money to be left in wills. Well I used to give money to this shower. Now they are are the main importers of illegal immigrants. They go out to find them and ferry... ...
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Canary42
I've just finished reading Little Dorrit by Charles Dickens. My word, what a struggle to get through it in places, and the complexity of the "plot" is quite puzzling, even after the denouement.  But... ...
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wolf63
I wonder whether there would be any advantages in identifying as a Wolf. https://archive.ph/77gfj 🐺🐺🐺 ...
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Nitwit63
Archer's telease
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pulmicort1415
I was pulling and hauling at a tree stump in the garden. I heard a pop sound and later discovered the hole filling with water. I have turned water off outside in the street, dug down and found a... ...
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naomi24
//Sir Keir Starmer has said he was "angry" to learn that offenders were being greeted with champagne outside of prison gates after being released early to ease... ...
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barry1010
I was chatting to a couple at the hospital yesterday morning.  He was in his own wheelchair and they said they had been at the hospital since 7:30 and had breakfast in the restaurant.  There... ...
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ToraToraTora
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gl737zr79o Gawd save us from academics! ...
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ToraToraTora
https://news.sky.com/story/sir-keir-starmer-declares-gifts-and-freebies-totalling-more-than-100-000-the-highest-of-any-mp-13217287   ...
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Tom9348
Growing up, I was always told that those who succeed are those who work hard, I was told to work hard at school and through hard work you will have success etc. Over the past few years I've... ...
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tollview
Rhyming words but different spelling -  1. Absorbent cloth/revolting 5/4 2. Get/revolve 4/4 many thanks in anticipation  
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aeronut
15dn: Clod, wearing messy hair up trudges after Carroll (8) I have ????m?h? Help please
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ToraToraTora
Q: 2023 Stoke council accidentally demolished a sculpture of which potter? A: Beatrix! πŸ€£πŸ‡

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