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At The Butchers !

" I bet my butcher £50 that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high." "...

Sub-Topics Missing

The drop-down menu under the message entry box which somes up on new threads input from the Home Page doesn't go down to sub-topic level (hence my Premier League post under Sport rather than...

Ric.ror

Replacing Radiators

I'm having quite a bit of work to my house and need to replace some radiators. Is this a fairly simple job that a handyman could do or is it a job for a more specialised tradesmen like a plumber?

marval

I Have

I Have been struggling for weeks to think of a Fishing wordplay joke. I just need someone to throw me a line....

jackomunro

Romance Is Not Dead

http://oi66.tinypic.com/rmvgo6.jpg...

ToraToraTora

Would You Get In One Of These?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-38967235 How long will it take for the first catastrophe?...

MikeGould

Continuing Without Interruption

Continuing without interruption

Bramleyboy

Electrical Switches With Neon Warning Light

We have a small room which my wife never turns off the light when she leaves it. We went away for the weekend recently and the light was on all the time. SO, I want a switch with a red light on it to...

vetuste_ennemi

Flights Between Uk And Europe Suspended After Uk Leaves Eu.

That's the "worst case scenario" according to RyanAir's Michael O'Leary ("one of Britain's best friends" - his own description). Is there a question here? Yes, what is the technical description of...

Grandpappy

Liverpool

A Liverpool girl goes to the welfare office to register for child benefit. "How many children?" asks the welfare officer. "Ten" replies the Liverpool girl, "Ten?" says the welfare worker. "What are...

anotheoldgit

What Makes These Self Important Luvvies Think That They Are Powerful Enough, To Make The Pm Change Her Mind?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4222586/Luvvies-sign-letter-protesting-scrapping-refugee-scheme.html...

lindapalmara

Bercow On The Brink, Another Scandal

Murky links with Keith Vaz (Jim the washing machine man!) over donations. https://www.pressreader.com/uk/daily-mail/20170213/281621010085613 Also Ministers will now get free vote on any bid to remove...

wiltsman

What Do Amazon Know About Me That I Don't?

Just sent an order off to Amazon for a replacement lead for my camera. On placing it they suggested that based on my order pattern I might like to purchase a ceiling light and some light bulbs -...

joycebrown

Lizzies Quizzes

Help with a couple of questions 9 heaven 2 3 hell (8,4) answer to r hyme with poems 12 to form branches or offshoots (6) 12b a daydream about heavenly dessert (3,2,3,3) 17a last one (4-5) To rhyme...

mikey4444

Corrie Mckeague: Police To Search Landfill Site In Milton

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-suffolk-38932290 At last ! The Police should have done this months ago. "Det Supt Katie Elliott said searching the site in Milton, Cambridgeshire, was "the next...

pookb

A Thoroughfare Where Children Learn

it is a two word alliterative answer -...

Patsy33

Bananas

Nun: "I would like to have 120 bananas for the convent." Farmers Market clerk: "If you buy such a large quantity, it is more economic to buy 144 of them." Nun: "Oh well, we could always EAT the other...

highbury57

Aim To Tackle What Goes On At The Top(8)

*E***E*R Ideas welcomed....