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How many viagra

A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist. She asked, "Do you have Viagra?" "Yes," he answered. She asked, "Does it work?" "Yes, he answered....

carrust

Up-to-the-minute joke!

Patrick Swayze has started filming Ghost 2 today. Good news from the set, Keith Floyd has agreed to do the catering!...

jonah hart

My mum felt a really sharp prick in the crease of her right arm an when she's looked a second later it's bruised an a lump the size of an eggs come up .... Has she been bit do u think? She was sat in...

val-sis

TOMATO PLANTS

Will my tomato plants ripen now that the weather is no longer that warm? I planted them a bit late!!!

daffy654

E.coli

How is E.coli caught from a live animal? I thought you caught it from eating infected food but obvioulsy the recent outbreak at Godstone Farm wasn't caused by that.

carlton23

Annoying Pop up

Just this last couple of days when I switch on, a pop up stating `This programme cannot display the web programme` and I would appreciate knowing how to stop it doing so. In easy to understand detail...

chirpychirpy

Chiles calls Arlene 'Alesha'!

Live on The One Show tonight, Adrian Chiles did Arlene Phillips' first TV interview since she was replaced by Alesha Dixon on Strictly...and called her Alesha. A prime candidate for those blooper...

Steve.5

anywere else foggy

Its a pea souper up here on the Wirral, anywere else having fog?

woodelf

Moss

VAL23eric

how can I divide Begonia Tubers

Can anyone give me advise on how to divide my Begonia Tubers. They are quite large and about three years old. Beautiful flowers every year and I would like more if it is possible to divide or split...

woodelf

Moss

If you have moss growing on the top soil of a plant container or flowerpot which is outside, should yu remove it or let it be? Ta Muchly.

R1Geezer

The Wrath of The TOGS??

Is Evans the right chap to take over from Our Tel on Radio 2? It seems a lot of TOGS don't think so. Will they leave in droves? Will Evans destroy the most popular show on Radio? Important questions...

joolslee

Can a Monkey Puzzle Tree be kept indoors?

Is it possible to buy a young potted tree (Monkey Puzzle) and then keep it indoors? My son has wanted one for years but he lives in a flat. Was thinking of getting him one for Christmas if its...

marval

Come here Sister

The parish priest very furtively calls the mother superior into his office. This is how their conversation went: "Sister, I want to show you something." "What is it, Father? "Come...

Kidd72

What do you think of the new AB?

marval

Deodorant

HillyHugger

A short love story

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed...