Hi, I'm trying to hunt down a decent quality mp3 of the tune used by Ice cream vans, I think its called Greensleeves.... I've searched the net and found a few but none are the one i'm looking for! Can...
Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home unexpectedly, she tells her lover to...
We have just finished building a property and as a consequence of the build have approx 3000 tons of the original topsoil. This is in a mound twice the size of the house.It has been piled up for about...
My son has joined the Army Cadet Force and has got his new boots. He has heard all sorts of stories and suggestions for getting the best shine on them, but are there any squaddies out there with the...
I have various internet accounts (googlemail, yahoo etc), however despite clicking the "keep me signed in" box, once ive left the site and then go back I have to sign in again. I dont have this...
Ive just been watching Adrian and Christine doing a feature on TV chefs.The piece went 'all the way back' to Delia Smith in the seventies with a cursory nod to Fanny Craddock from the sixties for...
A Texan on holiday in Quebec was really missing his daily horseback ride, so on spotting a horse in a field, decided to ask the farmer if he could rent the animal for an hour. "Non Monsieur, dat 'orse...
A group of young children were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk. "You need to use 'big people' words," she...
A middle-aged couple go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse? The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so...
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was...
Anybody any ideas what I could lay in my garden to replace a small area of grass (not worth keeping) which is now mostly weeds and can get very wet when rainy. Would prefer it's not stones or slabs....
Caught the last hour of the BAFTAS. Delighted to see that Wossy didn't get an award (does Mrs Woss really think her hair looks good!?!) Wallander got an award apparently - didn't like it that much...
