Until very recently all I had to do was type one letter into the sign in box and my full name and password would appear, but for some unknown reason I now have to type name and password every time to...
About 2 months ago my TV broke down and it was taken away by an TV engineer and every time I enquire as to it`s progress of repair he tells me he can`t get the part to fix it, and has put out a e-mail...
i recently removed all of the dead branches from the bottom of my row of conifers and now the area looks very bare, is there any plants which will be suitable for growing in the beds underneath the...
Wonder if anyone can help, the shed out my back is made of breeze blocks and I have noticed that the blocks are blowing and leaving bick dents in the brick, only got to touch it and they fall off, can...
Recently i got hit in my right eye with a tennis ball. Now i get a pain heind my eye when i try and focus or look left or right. Is it serious should i see someone?
The nails on both my big toes are tough, I find them v/difficult to cut even after soaking in hot water and using nail clippers, anyone know how I can soften them so as to be able to cut them. They...
I got offered a brand new 42" Plasma telly the other day for only ?25. One snag, the volume control was a bit iffy. Had to take it though - at that price I can't turn it down!
An old lady just dropped dead in front of me at the supermarket checkout. Felt sorry for her as she'd just bought a Bag For Life! The other day I was at the cash machine and a little old lady asked me...
trying to give up and a mate suggested patches so went and asked my local friendly chemist. Though I still continued to smoke, I lost the urge to rape women, sell drugs and carry guns. Turns out the...
A woman walks into the Liverpool benefits office, trailed by 15 kids... 'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'Are they ALL yours? 'Yeah they are all mine,' the flustered mother sighs, having heard that...
This morning on the motorway, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman In a brand new BMW Doing 75Mph With her face up next to her Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner. I looked away For a...
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared. He goes into his mother's room for comfort and he sees his mom standing naked in front of the mirror. She is rubbing her...
A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon with her for ?500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have...
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled...
An accumulator is feeling run down. It's quite shocking really: he used to be a bright spark until the powers that be charged him with battery and put him in a cell, despite putting up resistance. But...
can anyboby recommend a good herbal/natural remedy for a chest cough. have tried branded stuff which works some what but not fully and I really dont want to go to the doctor yet. Thanks
Does anyone know where Jayne Torville got her purple dress that she wore when she danced Bolero on the final of Dancing on Ice last week? Thanks for any info!
