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McMouse

Oh dear!

Teenage girl went to her GP for a check-up. When sounding her chest he said "Big breaths". She replied "and I'm only thixteen"
10:47 Wed 01st Apr 20093 answers, last by Zacsmaster 17:26 Wed 01st Apr 2009
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carlton23

AOL Sign In

Until very recently all I had to do was type one letter into the sign in box and my full name and password would appear, but for some unknown reason I now have to type name and password every time to...
11:18 Tue 31st Mar 20097 answers, last by carlton23 23:57 Tue 31st Mar 2009
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carlton23

`Cookies`?

How,or should I clear cookies
23:17 Tue 31st Mar 20095 answers, last by VHG 10:39 Wed 01st Apr 2009
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carlton23

Packard Bell LCD TV

About 2 months ago my TV broke down and it was taken away by an TV engineer and every time I enquire as to it`s progress of repair he tells me he can`t get the part to fix it, and has put out a e-mail...
10:06 Sat 28th Mar 20096 answers, last by ELVIS68 23:33 Tue 31st Mar 2009
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danchip

plants for shady area

i recently removed all of the dead branches from the bottom of my row of conifers and now the area looks very bare, is there any plants which will be suitable for growing in the beds underneath the...
16:32 Mon 30th Mar 20094 answers, last by katerich48 20:49 Fri 03rd Apr 2009
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mitsy

blowing bricks on shed

Wonder if anyone can help, the shed out my back is made of breeze blocks and I have noticed that the blocks are blowing and leaving bick dents in the brick, only got to touch it and they fall off, can...
23:14 Sun 29th Mar 20095 answers, last by mitsy 22:54 Tue 31st Mar 2009
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Riunit22

help with eye pain

Recently i got hit in my right eye with a tennis ball. Now i get a pain heind my eye when i try and focus or look left or right. Is it serious should i see someone?
17:02 Sun 29th Mar 20092 answers, last by Riunit22 18:25 Wed 01st Apr 2009
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phylkat

Toe-nails

The nails on both my big toes are tough, I find them v/difficult to cut even after soaking in hot water and using nail clippers, anyone know how I can soften them so as to be able to cut them. They...
23:31 Mon 30th Mar 20096 answers, last by phylkat 11:59 Tue 31st Mar 2009
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Rain Man4500

Cheap TV

I got offered a brand new 42" Plasma telly the other day for only ?25. One snag, the volume control was a bit iffy. Had to take it though - at that price I can't turn it down!
15:27 Fri 27th Mar 20092 answers, last by carlton23 10:33 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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Rain Man4500

Old ladies

An old lady just dropped dead in front of me at the supermarket checkout. Felt sorry for her as she'd just bought a Bag For Life! The other day I was at the cash machine and a little old lady asked me...
15:35 Fri 27th Mar 20094 answers, last by Rain Man4500 10:48 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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wizard66

smoking

trying to give up and a mate suggested patches so went and asked my local friendly chemist. Though I still continued to smoke, I lost the urge to rape women, sell drugs and carry guns. Turns out the...
21:28 Fri 27th Mar 200920 answers, last by no-knowledge 11:36 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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McMouse

Another Liverpool Classic

A woman walks into the Liverpool benefits office, trailed by 15 kids... 'WOW,' the social worker exclaims, 'Are they ALL yours? 'Yeah they are all mine,' the flustered mother sighs, having heard that...
11:46 Sat 28th Mar 20095 answers, last by carlton23 10:21 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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McMouse

Women Drivers

This morning on the motorway, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman In a brand new BMW Doing 75Mph With her face up next to her Rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner. I looked away For a...
17:33 Sat 28th Mar 20092 answers, last by ummmm 10:16 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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marval

Oh dear

Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared. He goes into his mother's room for comfort and he sees his mom standing naked in front of the mirror. She is rubbing her...
17:45 Sat 28th Mar 20093 answers, last by carlton23 10:12 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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McMouse

Paying the Rent

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon with her for ?500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have...
12:32 Sun 29th Mar 20092 answers, last by carlton23 10:09 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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McMouse

Bridal Expectations

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled...
12:49 Sun 29th Mar 20093 answers, last by carlton23 10:06 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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chrisrob

News from the wire:

An accumulator is feeling run down. It's quite shocking really: he used to be a bright spark until the powers that be charged him with battery and put him in a cell, despite putting up resistance. But...
09:43 Mon 30th Mar 20097 answers, last by chrisrob 09:00 Wed 01st Apr 2009
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itfc

soak away

My soak away has sunk, has any body got any ideas about digging it out. some say fill it with sand and rubble but not sure.
23:16 Sat 28th Mar 20092 answers, last by carlton23 09:57 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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jwbr

very chesty cough

can anyboby recommend a good herbal/natural remedy for a chest cough. have tried branded stuff which works some what but not fully and I really dont want to go to the doctor yet. Thanks
09:48 Mon 30th Mar 20094 answers, last by jwbr 20:47 Mon 30th Mar 2009
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scrummyyummy

Jayne Torville dress final of Dancing on Ice

Does anyone know where Jayne Torville got her purple dress that she wore when she danced Bolero on the final of Dancing on Ice last week? Thanks for any info!
14:41 Sat 28th Mar 20091 answer, last by carlton23 23:56 Sun 29th Mar 2009

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