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Have You Been Brave Enough

Have you been brave enough to call your child or even think about call your child unusual name .I wanted to call the son Elliott but wife said no way ,one silly name in the family is enough .(sorry to...

Bazile

Is That Your Monkey

A man walks into a bar and says to the Barman ' give us a pint,- and a half for my friend here' The barman looks over the bar and sees a monkey on the other side . 'That's a Monkey' , says the barman...

sp1814

"excessive Nationalism"

How would YOU describe 'excessive nationalism'?...

carrust

A Lorry....

....load of terrapins has crashed into train load of tortoises....it's a turtle disaster...

Girl567

Do You Like This Idea?

A mysterious portal opens and people are taken in by deformed figures and not return. a researcher discovers that these people are dead and taken there could be no human survivors, because the...

anotheoldgit

100 Pupils Sent Home For Wearing Incorrect Shoes.

Is it any wonder some of our children are not used to discipline with parents such as this? Regardless of the excuses of only being told by text the day before term started, these parents were...

SeaJayPea

It's / Its

May I, dare I, presume to correct some of my fellow contributors? I was brought up at a time when bad spelling or misuse of words brought about a sharp rap on the knuckles. This one was my primary...

B00

What Song Is This Please?

Anyone know it? From the bit I can hear I like it- I think :-) Ta x...

paulllambert

Yellow Oxalis

Does anybody know the best way of killing this horrid weed please? I've tried digging out the root and spot treating with glyphosate, but the little devil keeps returning, seemingly stronger than...

weecalf

I Dont Mind I Will Wait

Spurs have not won the league since 1961 ,I can wait .Is there anything you good people on answer bank don't mind waiting on cause it will be worth the wait....

gness

Prudie's Post

Prudie Gness completely off topic but I saw this at the weekend and thought of you ;-) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2739248/My-secret-happy-marriage-Keep-husband-shed.html Don't know if...

carrust

Astra Wont Start.

Car key remote wouldn't open the doors & car wouldn't start. I've replaced battery in key fob & still no joy.....Any ideas?...

naomi24

Only Connect

Intelligent - and with no audience, I can actually hear everything that everyone says....

DTCwordfan

Bernie - Have You Still Got Your Genitals?

Hi Bernie - have you made it through the hossie okay.....? Still intact?

soxmis_sid

Leak In Heating System

Every other day I have to top up the pressure in my heating system as I must have a small leak somewhere. Is there a method to finding where the leak is?...

boxtops

Painting New Plaster

Can you advise, please? We've got some new plasterwork which is now thoroughly dried out, and we're starting to emulsion it, the paint is taking well. My neighbour has the same, but has primed her...

Gizmonster

Let's Uall Use Our Celebrity Status To Escape A Driving Ban!!

I don't know what others think, but I just think it's so WRONG: http://www.itv.com/news/granada/update/2014-08-28/flintoff-pleads-hardship-to-escape-driving-ban/ In a nutshell, Andrew Flintoff was...

Bazile

Still There

Went past this car again - would you beleive that it has been parked there for the last 40 + years in that condition ?...

waterlocke22

Block A Key Hole

This morning I left my abusive partner however he has stolen my front door key of which I only have one. The door is one of those with a normal handle on the inside but the outside just has a square...

TWR

Parking Your Car

Yes right section, when you paid £1..£2..£3 for parking and return early and there is time left on your ticket, do you pass your ticket to someone else that's just at the park?...

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