if you dropped a clanger on here , would you A, laugh at yourself . B, make up a story about having a strange unfathomable SOH that others don't understand. C, try your norks or nads off to get any...
Defo BS, the more I see of him, the more I like him, he' sarky and witty, I like that, craft for her saucy s.o.h and peri and DEN for their daft as a brush take on life, who would you invite???
A ten night fully inclusive holiday in may to this place for our 2nd wedding anniversary next year. http://www.iberostar....ahara-Beach_3_85.html Oh deep joy!!! recession hah what recession. Well we...
i have a problem with confidence it was so bad i went on a course and that didnt help much i have been trying more to go out and im sligtly better but still a long way to go and i live in a flat and...
noticing your frequency in the last few years to use the name "kevin harrison" or "karen harrison" for random replies on serious questions, I thought I would send you a link to a...
Afternoon all you jokers - I've got to go out soon, but busy sifting through, copying & pasting all the jokes in Chatterbank to forward on later! Please - can't you put them all in the 'joke'...
A bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a gin ....................................... and tonic." The bartender says "What's with the big pause?" The bear replies, looking...
I read somewhere recently that a secretary after a call of nature returned to her computer to find to everybody's amusement that everything on her screen had turned upside down, this was said to be a...
Been a customer of British Gas for the last 21 years. Always had a 3 star plus service plan and now includes all plumbing cover. Pay £300 per year for this cover. First time I called them out in...
She is working in the dail (Irish house of parliament). A friend of mine works there for a minister. Anyway shes been thrown in at the deep end - she has been brought to the members restaurant by the...
ok, so this is really random but i got a really nice box of kleenex tissues and have since then finished them. however i still have lots of smaller pocket-sized tissue packs (still kleenex!) and was...
"A PREACHER who slapped three children for giggling as they read the Koran in a mosque has been ordered to do unpaid community work. Sarwar, who has no previous convictions, was found guilty...