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B00
i'm watching a programme on home & Health (there's nowt else on- ok!) about newborn babies.....and they've fuzzed out the babies private parts. Does anyone else think that the reason why they've...
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lepers
when men accidently splashtap water on their crotch so they look like they've wet themselves or when women accidently tuck their dress into the knickers?
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GavC
I hope you are all fine this morning.  I met a woman on friday night, she is lovely.  We met up on saturday night also and we are going out on Tesday.  She is great! 33 yrs old, dark...
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ELVIS68
You cheeky B1tch,I`m gonna tell Alfie
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Fletch937
Am I the only person who just cant see the point of Soaps  ( Coronation St etc, ). Takes up valuable Documentary progs and the like. My Kids keep telling me to lighten up. In fact I think my idea...
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nicola_red
...split up with the bf at the weekend. Gutted. Need some virtual love!
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Champagne
Has anybody noticed that thebigchill hasn't been around for some time? I think he's on CB as an alias. I think he could be one of the following:-- Snappy- Elvis- GavC- WhiffeyAnyone else have any...
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nedflanders
I think that rubyrose is snappy? any advances?
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lisajane83
just a bit of random info my local in Marlow Bucks have a band playing there next saturday 29th called Smaller, Digsy is the lead singer! They are a fave band of Noel Gallgher who generally goes to...
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Champagne
1) have foot long eyelashes you can never pluck? or2) be born with a refrigerator on your back that you can never remove?p.s. only one more to go after this!  :o)
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loudickson71
That the cause of red hair in children is the mother eating too many cheezy whotsits during pregnancy?
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johnny5
that if you pull a silly face and the wind changes you stick like that ?
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Rubyrose
Answer one of Champagne's threads or stick pins under your finger nails? Love you Champs. xx
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Champagne
1) suck on a live cattle prod for five minutes? or2) be mechanically induced to scream at the top of your lungs for an hour?
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pixi
Who's the hardest Uma Thurman in Kill Bill or Trinity from Matrix ?
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Champagne
1) have eyes that always smile? or 2) a voice that makes people calm?
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Champagne
1) have a magnetic head? or2) have spaghetti shoot out of your nose every time you say the word "the"?
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loudickson71
Of all these things you can be scared of! Surely there's at least one I suffer from? How do you FEAR ruins? My life would just crumble. http://www.phobialist.com/#A-
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nedflanders
what do you call a judge with no thumbs???? . . . . . . Justice Fingers. Boom Boom!

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