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Champagne
Last night whilst I was in bed my fella slapped my ar$e and sang, "I like big butts and I cannot lie..."So, do you think I should, a) murder him in cold blood and then flee the country?, or b) murder...
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Dakota
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY"  then he would tell me to take a few days off.So I hung...
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nedflanders
everyone has to post their name in an answer below!
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georgit79
help!!!!!
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Charlie-82
Thanks to all of you for your advice on here, You'd be surprised how much it did actually help me.  I'm glad to say now that Mr.S has returned home and is getting used to the idea of having baby...
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Champagne
I'm intrigued by you... Tell me all about yourself.
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Charlie-82
How are you.  I hope you are all well.
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georgit79
Giving birth? Nope Getting degree? Nope, coz I could have done better.... Hmm let me ponder awhile...go ahead, the rest of you.
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buttons
Do you think it is unreasonable to request one day's holiday giving a weeks notice?  Ive put a holiday request into my boss and he has decided to send it round the staff members to see if anyone...
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b13thy
it looks like it might rain, should i put a coat on or stick with a wrap? (i'm going to the dentists btw, should that make a difference)
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georgit79
Never eat shredded wheat.   It tastes like hay.
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sg
My mosquito repellant shirt is making me itch. Does this mean I am part boy, part Anopheles quadrimaculatus? And would I make a good superhero?
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Champagne
The reason I ask is because I'm being really naughty and wearing jeans whilst the boss is away!!  ;o)Today I am mostly wearing.... blue bootleg hipster jeans, white leather belt, white leather...
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Englishbird
After watching Dirty Dance for the gazillionth time on Sunday, I realised that I'm still just as in love with Jonny Castle as I ever was.  Which Character (not actor) are you in love with?
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dothawkes
What is the question?
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Immi666
what is the meaning of life?
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sg
The question or the answer?
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pixi
....sniffed your own armpits to see if they smell ?
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Champagne
"I've called you so many times todayAnd I guess it's all true what your girlfriends sayThat you don't ever want to see me againAnd your brother's going to kill me and he's six feet ten"I have no idea...

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