I have decided to give up my day job as a personal assistant and instead take up the career of a hitwoman. I can charge ?10k a head if I'm good (which, of course, I will be!). So far I have...
I'm led to believe that drinking one's own urine is recommended to increase vitality, prolong youth and generally enhance one's appearance. I have been doing this faithfully for a full 7 days and as...
Hi everyone, well I was naughtier than usual yesterday and the Fairy Queen has chucked me out out of the Fairy Forest for a full week :( I was wandering around aimlessly for ages, tired,...
When making a cuppa, I am adamant that the milk should be put in first. My boyfriend however, argues that it should be put in last.What a fool! Discuss please.
My bloomin hairdresser has left the salon!! ARGH! I now face the risk of a disaster hair cut! ARGH! I realise this should probably be in body and soul, but it's hardly a truly serious matter,...
Whatver happened to the hat? We used to be a great hat-wearing nation. Indeed, one could correlate a decline in our international fortunes and discipline with the decline in the popularity...
Hey georgit79. Just saw that last posting about you. Not very nice. So if you're with me then I'm going to suggest that we boycott Deesel by not responding to any of his threads and ignoring any of...
I am too late for a quick convo guys? I am in the middle of hoovering the dining room so bare with me. I have been cleaning all day; nearly konked out on the stairs I am so worn out. Every bloody week...
The old question about 'which film star do you fancy' has been asked loads, but which character from a film would you like to spend the rest of your life with? And which would you like to spend one...