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Champagne
After a really horrible start to my day, my boss has just turned up to the office and handed me a cheque for my Summer bonus!Our company doesn't operate a bonus scheme, so this bonus is a personal...
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Dom Tuk
Never thought i would say this but is anyone else bored of the endless repeats of The Simpsons on Channel 4. Have they ensured that the artoon will no longer enjoy an enduring fond legacy in the UK...
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elgroucho
If alcohol and violence are never the answer, then what is?
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Lisax
mine is next sunday and i dont know what i have to wear
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SKA
So what does the winner of BB do? Do they write on their CV ' I won the programme of 05'? Thats after they've spent their prize money of course.  Infact, what do the losers do? ...
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moki
is it really yhe law that pixis get to stay under the duvet for as long as they like?
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Champagne
I am having a very bad Monday.It took me 2 hours to get into work this morning (it usually takes me 35 minutes) and now I just can't seem to get myself motivated and I feel like jacking it all in. I...
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Champagne
So tell me... what happens when you log onto AB at the weekend whilst drunk?  ;o)
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JoAnnMul
Not so much of a Q more of an outburst...I've been doing a spot of gardening & kinda neglected my house hold duties but it was only for 3 days so why the ruddy hell does it look like its been...
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georgit79
This should probably be in jobs and careers, but I reckon I'll get more answers over here. I've got my appraisal coming up, and I have to bring with me to the meeting '5 big ideas' that will improve...
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elgroucho
What were your last 3 googles? Mine were hotmail, rhyming dictionary and citizens required. Not very exciting, I know.
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Loosehead
Anyone know the name of this film. David Niven plays a pilot who crashed in the beginning. he then seems to spend some time on a giant moving staircase. Presumably some Heaven and hell symbology....
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mr. piper
If i am abroad, i always try the local food, no matter what is in it. I have eaten lizard, rat and cat. Not in any quantity, i have had meat cooked on dung loads of times camel, goat and lamb etc. But...
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the>one
thinking about trying that botox to make me more kissable!!......what do yer think???
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Champagne
Yes? Right then. I'm outta here.EAT MY DUST, SUCKERS!
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HAnn521
All right, that's it! What in the heck does 'ROFL' and 'LMAO' stand for? You chatters have got me curious enough now to ask...it's been quite a while since I've seen or heard cyber slang (since I was...
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B00
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? (I have wayyyyyyyyyyy too much time on my hands!)
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dmsjps
MargeB, could you please post your photo on AB again? georgeit79 is desperate to see what you look like and Champagne wants to pimp you.
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toonmilo
If a cannibal ate a Clown, would it taste funny??
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pixi
when a monkey farts does it smell of bananas?

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