i'm headed off to uni in october, i might well end up in self-catered accommodation. i'm not a bad cook, i can just about sling together a spaghetti bolognese, shepherds' pie, lasagne, moroccan style...
I saw an advert last night and I'm totally confused by it. I was about a trouser press chasing some fella, he was chased all over the place by this trouser press, and he had a pink handbag in his...