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joggerjayne
Only old people seem to say this but ... ... if you wish to ask me if I'm making good progress with my given task ... ... will you please stop saying ... ... "Are you winning?" For goodness sake....
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legend_mark5
How do you like your doughnut? With sugar on it ? Or without sugar ? A ring ? Or a finger ?
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legend_mark5
If you were a woman who looked like a tranny guy. Would you be embaresssed bout it or not ? D T H ???? Ooh la la la la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Bbbananas
Limmie & Family Cooking? I used to love 'You can do magic'. I think someone, not too naff, should revamp the song.
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stokemaveric
my beloved dad died this morning.....im devestated.....
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Doc.Spock.1
Clever dog you got there knobbs. http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg1y7kOsMD4&feat ure=user
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chicho,bird2
from one of my cleaners a tradgety has happend in ibiza her daughteer in law has fell from a balcony and died as a result they only flew out there on saturday x so tragic has any one heard anything on...
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legend_mark5
This morning i am having ................................................?
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legend_mark5
Are you A licker or a slurper ? And why ?
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legend_mark5
What kind of doughnuts do you prefer ? sugary ? cream filled ? jammmy !!!!! ring !!!!!!!! custard Which one hits the spot ? oooh la la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa DID THAT HELP ??????
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legend_mark5
Ok folks hers my dilemma. Its breakfast time and im a bit peckish. So. Should i have Chunky kit kat mars bar lion bar flake twix dime bar crunchie Which would be best with my black coffee ? Remember...
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legend_mark5
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=kojg91lx8wg for knobby and lippy. and thinking back to my days when i worked on the dodgems travelling with the showpeople if the caravans rocking , dont come a knocking....
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knobbs
I am haflway there to being a scrumpy cider drinker.
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legend_mark5
Sorry folkls but this is doin my head in . cant cobnstipate properly on here. im away to watch the mummy curse of the dragon emperors tomb. or whatever its called see ya
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legend_mark5
Last night in the bar the barmaid from the day shift walked past me and her nipples were sticking out. So after telling her this . I felt it my duty to grab her and put her over my knee and smack her...
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legend_mark5
I got a sore ead from droonking too much last night. And now im at work in me sunglassses and wishing it was 2 oclock. Hows all you today then ??? oooh la la la la la...
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legend_mark5
apparently 15% of men in the uk are in relationships with women old enough to be their daughters ? strange innit ?
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sleepyj
do u look your age .? do u act your age lol
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Caribeing
Cliff the peter pan of pop has just released his autobiography, My Life My Way, in it he reveals his close relationship with former priest John Mc Flynn. Cliff says he doesn't like living on his own,...
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chicho,bird2
irish style hahhahhahhh xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx have a nice night all who are here xxxxxxxxxxxxx bye now xxxxxxxx

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