Came out of loo other day with wet through trousers. Got a new pair of bi-focals, went to loo , looked down and saw two willies. I knew the big one wasn't mine so I put it away.
i find that i can suffer most fools and laught at them , but others i find if you laugh at them they think that they are better than you , just a thought , is it just me ?
went out for a Japanese ( a late birhtday treat from my daughter).....delish....but I feel like a blimp now. And who said Japanese food was 'light'?????
I have a severe fear of flying. I am going to Turkey next week and despite the doctor prescribing diazepam I know that this won't really help. Does anyone have any successful tips on dealing with...
Songs you once hated Then Later on rated ? Heres one i hated when it was out. Just heard it on the radio and i liked it . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33O0lMlXzt4
I recently broke up with my ex because he would be fine with me one day.. and then the next week he'd completely blank me and wouldnt even answer my texts or calls. even though we broke up, hes now...
How easy has your sunday morning been so far ? Im sittin drinking some black coffee and eating some all butter shortbread . Cant get5 much better really. Can it ??
An apockoliges (well you know what I mean). Just lately I dont know if any of you have noticed but I have not been my normal self and have been posting some things on here that are not like me. Well...
