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One more Blonde

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the...
23:23 Thu 29th Mar 20072 answers, last by nadolig 20:06 Fri 30th Mar 2007
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Geronimo!

A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go. Excited, he jumps out of the airplane. After a bit, he pulls the ripcord....
23:26 Tue 27th Mar 20074 answers, last by heathfield 10:18 Thu 29th Mar 2007
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Really good dog...

This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equally fundamentally Christian pet. So, they went shopping. At a kennel specializing in this particular breed, they found a dog they...
14:55 Sat 24th Mar 20077 answers, last by pingping 15:56 Mon 26th Mar 2007
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So long Billy...

There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft. Curious about its depth they threw in a pebble and waited for the sound of it striking the bottom, but they heard...
14:43 Sat 24th Mar 20071 answer, last by warpig3 13:05 Mon 26th Mar 2007
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What are you doing here?

A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a similar condition. Both lay there, machines pinging,...
00:14 Thu 22nd Mar 20075 answers, last by bernie6969 09:28 Sun 25th Mar 2007
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Picking on Engineers

What's the difference between a mechanical engineer and a civil engineer? Mechanical engineers build weapons, while Civil engineers build targets... The graduate with a science degree asks "Why does...
19:32 Wed 21st Mar 20073 answers, last by garyhansen321 12:01 Tue 18th Mar 2014
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Coincidence...

Not to leave our Hebrew brothers out... responding to the pounding on his door, Moises opens it to find his life long friend Jacob appearing very distraught... "What's the problem", says Moises......
20:41 Sat 17th Mar 20073 answers, last by wizard69 10:00 Sun 18th Mar 2007
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In Honor of St. Pat's Day

The proverbial Irishman was reaching maximum exasperation driving around a crowded parking lot and decides to appeal to God, saying "Lord (you have to imagine the accent) provide a parking space and...
20:26 Sat 17th Mar 20071 answer, last by warpig3 04:28 Sun 18th Mar 2007
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Simple questions - simple answers

Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares The Dog. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic? Sanka. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick What's The Difference...
00:02 Fri 16th Mar 20073 answers, last by bricro1 00:30 Sat 17th Mar 2007
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Philosophically Speaking

The Company Commander and the First Sergeant were in the field. As they hit the sack for the night, the First Sergeant said, "Sir, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?" The CO said, "I see...
17:03 Tue 27th Feb 20071 answer, last by JonnyBoy12 23:02 Sat 06th Oct 2007
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Valentine's

He loved her very much. He wanted this Valentine's Day to be special, So he had ordered a bottle of her favorite liquor imported from France and it had arrived in time for the occasion. On his way...
20:28 Wed 14th Feb 20072 answers, last by heathfield 08:54 Thu 15th Feb 2007
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The Queen Visits

With prior apologies to Bard of Ayrshire : The Queen had come to open a new surgical clinic at the local hospital. The ceremony finishing slightly early, she decided to visit some patients in other...
18:08 Thu 01st Feb 20072 answers, last by heathfield 10:33 Fri 02nd Feb 2007
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Character Counts...

No, not a morality tale... but could a character counter be incorporated into the answering system? Some longer posts, especially in Science for example, soon exceed the 2,000 character (not word)...
16:15 Sat 20th Jan 20079 answers, last by Clanad 18:16 Sun 21st Jan 2007
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Humor for Christmas

What do they call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses The 4 stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus. He is Santa Claus. He looks like Santa Claus. What do you get...
16:21 Mon 25th Dec 2006
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Complete waste

Sign on a service center says "Watch batteries installed $6.95"... C'mon, even if one was really bored, why would anyone pay $6.95 to do that?
20:05 Thu 14th Dec 20068 answers, last by ugly_bob 11:37 Thu 11th Jan 2007
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Historical Fact...

It's a little known fact that Julius Caesar did NOT die from stab wounds by Brutus, but rather he was poisoned. At the huge banquet on that fateful Ides of March, Brutus slipped some poisonous hemlock...
14:44 Sat 09th Dec 20064 answers, last by heathfield 10:12 Mon 11th Dec 2006
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Burial Customs Part II

Contd. "1659. Aug. 30. Humphrey Dakin, buried about 2 of the clock in the night, fearing an arrest." This one, from Alstonfield, Staffordhire parish register, records this unusual hour of burial since...
13:01 Thu 30th Nov 2006
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Burial Customs in England

Not really a question, but a site I subscribe to here in the U.S. recently had this article, which I found quite informative: Understanding England's Strange Burial Customs By John. R. Chapman...
13:00 Thu 30th Nov 20061 answer, last by dot.hawkes 19:30 Fri 08th Dec 2006
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Remember...

Due to the time difference, now is an appropriate time to offer this for Rememberance Day. It's now known as Veteran's Day here in the U.S., which is a good thing... remembering all veterans. But, as...
15:08 Fri 10th Nov 200611 answers, last by hannah333 19:44 Sun 12th Nov 2006
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Americans seek asylum in U.K.

Though not an actual question, this Sun article made many of our U.S. papers this morning! http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-200648008 9,00.html Maybe I'll find my old kit bag and head east...
15:32 Mon 16th Oct 20068 answers, last by mimififi 10:27 Wed 18th Oct 2006

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