Into a Dublin pub comes Paddy Murphy. He looks as if he's just been run over by a train. His right arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut to ribbons, he’s bruised and he’s walking...
Felt ruddy ancient tonight, watching casualty.
Alan Rothwell playing a pensioner... last time I saw him, he was Elsie Tanner's son. Where did the time go ??...
Happy New Year Campers Just a few words of advice if you are about to go out partying ... * don't eat the diced carrots * don't put anything inside you that may be difficult to get out again * be very...
Well I've made this thread so I don't tread on other threads - hmm. Cheers Blackadder of reminding me - I was engulfed in other things. Well my mother and I did our first voluntary shift at the soup...
Hey all. I'm going to be doing the first out of 5 shifts as a volunteer at the soup kitchen with my mother tomorrow. I've been to the shop and bought 40 pork pies which I will cut into halves and give...
Well here she is, the little ray of sunshine.
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/tv/news/this-girl-is-the-face-of-the-teletubbies-sun-yes-we-feel-old-too/ar-BBhaw6i...
"Don't hit me, I can explain" screamed Sunny Dave as Murray took aim at him with her baseball bat. The pub went quiet as Murray said "This had better be good. Barmaid is going to go bonkers if she...