Iv'e burnt the bacon, burnt the sausage, the eggs are snotty,and to top it all iv'e got no butter for my stale bread, GRRR i hate bluddy mornings, Going back ter bed, aaaarrrghh Bah.
A Polish guy drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Poland our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink...
A High School English Teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. She tells the class that there would be no excuse for not showing up, except for a serious injury or illness, or a death in...
On the way to the office this morning, I rear-ended a car. Somehow I knew it was going to be a bad day. The driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf, poor guy. He looked at his dented car...
If (hypothetically ) britain was at war with a muslim country, say for example Pakistan, would the pakistan people in this country go and fight alongside our soldiers, would they be concientious...
