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marval

Gave Up

I gave up jogging for health reasons. My thighs rubbed together and my knickers caught fire....
17:36 Sun 14th Aug 201612 answers, last by coffeeboy 18:01 Thu 18th Aug 2016
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coffeeboy

Trampoline

When I swopped our bed for a Trampoline my wife hit the roof....
20:24 Thu 19th May 201612 answers, last by RATTER15 16:32 Fri 20th May 2016
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Patsy33

Hat's For Me!

A man goes into shop and said to the girl. "I'd like to buy a hat" She said, "Fedora?" He said, "No, it's for myself".........
18:51 Wed 20th Apr 201636 answers, last by Patsy33 18:05 Thu 21st Apr 2016
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Shaglene

Making A Baby............

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well,...
10:36 Mon 11th Apr 20164 answers, last by coffeeboy 16:13 Wed 13th Apr 2016
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coffeeboy

Chess Pit

If a man jumps into a cess pit is he committing sewerside
09:04 Mon 07th Mar 20168 answers, last by coffeeboy 19:36 Mon 07th Mar 2016
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coffeeboy

Milk

A man just threw a pint of milk at me. How dairy....
19:00 Sat 13th Feb 201621 answers, last by Berniecuddles2 11:05 Sun 14th Feb 2016
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McMouse

Start The Rumour

"If we could convince the Chinese that Jihadists’ testicles are an aphrodisiac, in 10 years they could be extinct ... "...
15:40 Thu 21st Jan 20166 answers, last by Old_Geezer 18:58 Thu 21st Jan 2016
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Shaglene

Getting Married..........

Getting married Jack, age 92, and Gill, age 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack...
19:04 Sat 24th Oct 20153 answers, last by marval 19:43 Sat 24th Oct 2015
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Shaglene

The Plane Leaves Heathrow.......

The plane leaves Heathrow Airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a...
14:13 Mon 31st Aug 20152 answers, last by coffeeboy 15:17 Mon 31st Aug 2015
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marval

Might Be

Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London. Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam....
09:51 Sun 23rd Aug 20158 answers, last by waterboatman 05:26 Mon 24th Aug 2015
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Stephen_G

Windowcleaner Joke

A Window Cleaner is at a first floor window, and he can't take his eyes off the Woman of the House, who is sat on the Bed, breastfeeding a newborn Baby. After a while she spots him and says "What are...
18:00 Thu 23rd Jul 20155 answers, last by agchristie 21:29 Wed 29th Jul 2015
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excelsior-1

Birthday Present

It's my wife's birthday tomorrow - last week I asked her what she wanted as a present. "Oh, I don't know", she said . "just give me something with diamonds" That's why I'm giving her a pack of playing...
16:28 Tue 28th Apr 201528 answers, last by excelsior-1 14:46 Wed 29th Apr 2015
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marval

What's The Weather?

A motorist is making his way down a flooded road after a night of torrential rain. Suddenly he sees a man’s head sticking out of a large puddle. He stops his car and asks the man if he needs a lift....
11:29 Sun 05th Oct 20145 answers, last by methyl 22:07 Mon 06th Oct 2014
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marval

Cheek

A young woman was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when she noticed an old lady following her around, but she ignored her and continued on. Finally she went to the checkout line,...
17:25 Thu 25th Sep 20141 answer, last by coffeeboy 20:10 Thu 25th Sep 2014
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coffeeboy

Bowens

Does anyone know anything this disease ?
16:13 Sun 07th Sep 201410 answers, last by Sqad 19:41 Wed 10th Sep 2014
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marval

Bell Ringing

Father John is walking down the street one day when he notices a Nathan, a young boy, trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, Nathan is very small and the doorbell is too...
11:24 Sun 07th Sep 20144 answers, last by coffeeboy 16:10 Sun 07th Sep 2014
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Hymie

Private Eye Cartoon (Without The Image)

South Yorkshire Police ignored child sex abuse by Muslim gangs for 16 years – in fairness they were quite busy during that period trying to cover up their role in the Hillsborough disaster....
18:30 Wed 03rd Sep 20147 answers, last by Peter Pedant 17:03 Thu 04th Sep 2014
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excelsior-1

The Funfair

One day, 3 women went to the top of a helter skelter at the fairground. There was a black haired, brown haired, and a blonde haired woman. When they got to the top a genie appeared from nowhere and...
20:56 Sun 31st Aug 20149 answers, last by coffeeboy 21:39 Mon 01st Sep 2014
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zingo1327

3 In A Bed Kinky Sex

I just turned 65 and have been divorced for 15 years. I decided life's too short so entered the dating game.I met this lovely lady,around my age,and asked if I could see her home.She said yes but if...
11:04 Wed 20th Aug 20145 answers, last by coffeeboy 18:45 Wed 20th Aug 2014
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cupid04

Supermarket...

Bernie is charged with indecent exposure in a supermarket and pleads mitigating circumstances. The checkout girl said 'strip facing me' he explains. 'I didn't realise she was talking about my credit...
20:11 Fri 15th Aug 20145 answers, last by coffeeboy 16:02 Sat 16th Aug 2014

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