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Can't find the bride.............

Frederick Collingwood Moore married Ann or Annie in Leeds 1859 Q3 9b 815 or 315. Unfortunately ancestry doesn't show the bride's name.............help please....
14:19 Mon 08th Mar 20104 answers, last by memel 15:08 Sat 07th Apr 2012
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Idle hands are the devil's workshop......

Got an email today from a "Bored local housewife aged 32 looking for some action" I sent her my ironing that'll keep the lazy b!tch busy......................
11:30 Mon 08th Mar 20101 answer, last by woofgang 12:05 Mon 08th Mar 2010
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You don't mess with me!

I've taken up cage fighting and won my first fight last night.......... Fcuking budgie never knew what hit it.....................
14:08 Fri 26th Feb 20106 answers, last by mccfluff 14:15 Fri 26th Feb 2010
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A tribute to Blanche.....

http://www.dailymail....n-mother-Blanche.html I miss her in Corrie...........but doesn't Deirdre look well....
23:02 Thu 25th Feb 20107 answers, last by scrummyyummy 22:16 Fri 26th Feb 2010
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Ever wished you'd really not said something?

Went to the local Co-op.......went to checkout and gave the nice man my money. I'm standing there as he apparently wrestles with a bag of change. Him: Sorry about this, either I'm getting weaker or...
22:10 Thu 25th Feb 201021 answers, last by yinyang 22:57 Thu 25th Feb 2010
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ABer's as TV characters.....

Could you envisage any of the ABer's as characters, soap or otherwise, on TV? I see nokno as Rigsby from Rising Damp.........
17:24 Mon 15th Feb 2010128 answers, last by craft1948 21:30 Mon 15th Feb 2010
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Just been to the local corner shop....

...for some bread and milk. I'm standing in the queue to pay and a young mother comes in with her child who I'd say was about 4 years old. Mother - Do you want a hot sausage roll? Child - No Mother -...
13:18 Mon 15th Feb 201058 answers, last by smudge 22:58 Mon 15th Feb 2010
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Daughter's 40th birthday

Any suggestions please for a present for the daughter's 40th birthday which is next month. She is single, has a good job, and owns her own house. I'll be giving her some cash as I know she's after a...
13:30 Sat 13th Feb 201043 answers, last by boxtops 18:13 Sat 13th Feb 2010
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Has nokno's thread just been deleted...

....or was I dreaming?
22:30 Fri 05th Feb 201038 answers, last by craft1948 00:28 Sat 06th Feb 2010
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Deafness can be confusing.....

Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350...
23:08 Mon 01st Feb 201058 answers, last by society 11:14 Tue 02nd Feb 2010
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Football or Sex...............

A man is watching football on TV and flicks through the other channels at half-time and finds a porn film with a couple enjoying really good sex. He says to his wife " I don't know whether to...
16:41 Thu 28th Jan 20105 answers, last by craft1948 16:51 Thu 28th Jan 2010
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It's official........I've drunk Tesco's dry

My weekly shop was delivered yesterday with a record 5 items being unavailable, one of which was Gordon's gin.................does this mean I've had the lot or are they taking the p!ss?
21:25 Sun 24th Jan 20108 answers, last by craft1948 21:45 Sun 24th Jan 2010
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Paving over garden...

My neighbour has workmen in at the moment who appear to be block-paving a large part of her garden abutting our boundary fence and the workmen do not appear to be constructing any drainage system. Is...
16:56 Thu 21st Jan 201018 answers, last by bushbaby_de 13:05 Thu 28th Jan 2010
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Interesting Thread

I answered a thread about the 60's and 70's which was quite interesting......there was nothing contentious on it but I now cannot find it. Have I lost it or has it been deleted?...
18:35 Mon 11th Jan 201015 answers, last by sirusthevirus 20:46 Mon 11th Jan 2010
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My dog's poo.......

I have a 3 year old westie and for the last few weeks his poo has been extremely loose. although he doesn't have diarrhoea. I am at a loss as to why........each day all he has to eat is Burns dry dog...
16:04 Mon 11th Jan 20106 answers, last by lankeela 11:53 Sat 16th Jan 2010
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Pantomime Characters

Which ABer's would you suggest to play which panto characters.............
15:40 Sun 10th Jan 201039 answers, last by mccfluff 16:21 Sun 10th Jan 2010
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Of course I love you........

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough....
17:04 Fri 08th Jan 20102 answers, last by whitelady 18:35 Fri 08th Jan 2010
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Wossy has just resigned.......

Good?.......Bad?........not bothered?
13:17 Thu 07th Jan 201043 answers, last by Ankou 15:06 Thu 07th Jan 2010
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You lucky southern ladies

According to the DM you're going to get 16 inches tonight...................:-)
15:39 Tue 05th Jan 201028 answers, last by Barmaid 13:50 Wed 06th Jan 2010
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For no kno

Flood warning for Manchester...................... 9000 Leeds fans have just p!ssed themselves laughing.....................
15:38 Mon 04th Jan 20102 answers, last by No_Knowledge_ 22:46 Mon 04th Jan 2010

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