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Bobbisox

Morning, heres your Monday Chuckle!!!

An Irishman is cleaning his rifle and accidentally shoots his wife. He immediately dials 999. Irishman: '' It's my fooken wife! I've accidentally shot her, I've fooken killed her !'' Operator: ''...
11:18 Mon 12th Oct 200969 answers, last by hc4361 13:01 Mon 12th Oct 2009
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Bobbisox

I have asked the Ed to remove my 'chuckle'

Some bl00dy chuckle eh, so folks if it goes, it was I who did it...lol Nobody else!...
11:51 Mon 12th Oct 200919 answers, last by Bobbisox 13:07 Mon 12th Oct 2009
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docspock

Old favourite gag

Young man buys his girl flowers for her birthday. She rushes upstairs and shoute him. She is stark naked legs akimbo. "This is for the flowers" she said. He replied "haven't you got a...
12:01 Mon 12th Oct 20099 answers, last by Seafarer1966 14:17 Mon 12th Oct 2009
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littlemiss8

Cleaners

Does anyone know how to go about finding a suitable cleaner to clean up a property after a death. My father in law passed away in his flat last week and, without going into too much grim detail, the...
12:00 Mon 12th Oct 20094 answers, last by bigmamma 18:18 Mon 12th Oct 2009
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Barquentine

Asking for room upgrades

I've heard that sometimes people ask for a room upgrade when they get to their hotel. I've never tried this and assume that, if available, one has to pay the higher room rate. On the other hand, i was...
23:14 Sun 11th Oct 200911 answers, last by LoftyLottie 16:15 Thu 29th Oct 2009
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Steve.5

What was the title of the very first LP you bought

Mine was The original Soundtrack by 10cc
22:33 Sun 11th Oct 200919 answers, last by mikkin59 22:17 Fri 23rd Oct 2009
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tonyav

What was the first record ( 7'' vinyl ) that you bought ?.

16:36 Sun 11th Oct 200919 answers, last by B00 11:02 Mon 12th Oct 2009
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AB Editor

Good Evening!

Hello and good evening everyone. Incase anyone missed it I am G.NOME the answer banks new weekend editor. How has everyones weekend been? Mine has been nice and relaxing so far! G.NOME...
19:34 Sun 11th Oct 20099 answers, last by piles 19:54 Sun 11th Oct 2009
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NoMercy

General Knowledge Quiz...

Ok, so you answer the question above and then it's your turn to ask the next one. No googling, peeps !! :-) What is the Capital city of Lithuania?...
17:43 Sun 11th Oct 2009179 answers, last by AnnieBody 20:42 Sun 11th Oct 2009
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piles

Looks like knobby got his wish from his last thread

and was banned again LMAO
19:18 Sun 11th Oct 20093 answers, last by craft1948 19:23 Sun 11th Oct 2009
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tonyav

Following on with the first car thread.

How many of you lost your virginity in a car ?.
15:28 Sun 11th Oct 200912 answers, last by tonyav 16:28 Sun 11th Oct 2009
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tonyav

What was your first car ,

and what did you love or hate about it ?.
14:50 Sun 11th Oct 200947 answers, last by jackie08 21:59 Sun 11th Oct 2009
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marval

Pissed

Declan the humble crab and Kate the Lobster Princess were madly, deeply and passionately in Love. For months, they enjoyed an idyllic relationship until one day Kate scuttled over to Declan in tears....
15:01 Sun 11th Oct 20094 answers, last by slinky.kate 20:44 Sun 11th Oct 2009
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zzxxee

steven gatley from boys own is dead

im shocked he was only 33
14:13 Sun 11th Oct 200983 answers, last by District11 17:06 Sun 11th Oct 2009
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tonyav

Coalhouses.

How many of you had a coalhouse either a built in one or a stand alone one at your house when you were a kid, and was it used for coal or did your dad use it like a mini shed ?.
14:21 Sun 11th Oct 200916 answers, last by smudge 11:23 Thu 15th Oct 2009
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Waynefred-man

OI

STOP IT
12:12 Sun 11th Oct 200917 answers, last by Waynefred-man 13:33 Sun 11th Oct 2009
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Brokenstoned

i love it when she

frigs of out so i can play my music properly ...........LOUD! The glazed, dirty steps - repeat my own and reflect my thoughts Cold and uninviting, partially naked Except for toffee wrapers and this...
13:09 Sun 11th Oct 20095 answers, last by cazzz1975 14:18 Sun 11th Oct 2009
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DixieGal

I'm Back, I'm Bad & feeling Real Mad!! Grrrrrr!

Bad enough my hols got upset. Bad enough my micro blew up when I got home. Bad enough that the un-real Ireland Rugby team did not beat Italy. But what happens next, Eh? Eh? a certain un-named DH of an...
23:06 Sat 10th Oct 200946 answers, last by pericat 01:10 Sun 11th Oct 2009
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DixieGal

Ah! Legs, Now you see him, Now you don't!

Proper wee scarlet pimpernel. So as i was saying, Ed ain't have doing a good job on here, hope she is enjoying her Sawyere with her friends this week-end! Good call back there Dixie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
23:23 Sat 10th Oct 200920 answers, last by DixieGal 00:46 Sun 11th Oct 2009
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john1066

X Factor..

I would love to see Stacy Soloman win the X Factor..She has a wonderful voice and is so cute..What do you think ? x
23:16 Sat 10th Oct 20095 answers, last by ahmskunnirt 01:30 Sun 11th Oct 2009

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