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The new French cook

A young cook decided that the French would enjoy feasting on rabbits and decided to raise rabbits in Paris and sell them to the finer restaurants in the city. He searched all over Paris seeking a...

richardjhoop

I'm dying to tell you

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly: 'I have something I must confess.' 'There's no need to, 'his wife replied. 'No,' he insisted, 'I want to die in peace. I...

marval

The family of potatoes

One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner--Mother Potato and her three daughters. Midway through the meal, the eldest daughter spoke up. "Mother Potato?" she said. "I have an announcement to...

Panic Button

OK, so the NHS will be cripplingly short of money in a few years. Let's look where we can save some. I'll start. No boob jobs on the NHS No gastric bands funded by us No IVF treatment on the NHS. Do...

paraffin

Conservative C*ck-up? Or Honest MP?

The Shadow Health Secretary, Andrew Lansley MP, let it slip today on Radio 4 that a Tory Government would reduce public spending by 10% after 2011. Was this a right royal gaffe by Mr Lansley, or a...

lankeela

Facebook

When you get an invite to join Facebook as a 'friend', does the person know whether or not you join, as I have had two requests this week and don't know whether to or not. What I mean is are they sort...

Knobby-nutz

Bye folks

As I will be leaving you in this name as from tonight. As a certain snitch and her gang of snouts are frantically mailing the ed now. Carry on doing it and I will carry on doing what I do. There Joy...

Knows.F.Hall

you chatterbankers are all a waste off space

lol xxxxxxxxxxx noknow.

CARABINT

concerns......

A lot of AB'S are on here regular Ido hope you are getting out,getting exercise and not stuck in front of the computer all day.....

sara3

is it after 9pm yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VR4O68kUj5c I just want the application wand :o)

Knows.F.Hall

OMFG looooooooooooook at this !

what do you thing then?

poodicat

Cant Get Him Out Of His Shed!!

Well its true men are wed to there sheds!!

Joy1

I would love to...

meet with the arrogants that come on here, I would have a lot of fun beating them at their own game, instead of them hiding behind a keyboard....No, before I get bombarded with usual cr@p of being...

WiseOldSage

Can anyone top this?

Worst week ever Suspended from work Friday by my father Poked husband in eye in play fight on Sunday and had to take him to casualty Disciplinary hearing today with father from hell I need booze

katie_21

Where can i buy ping-pong balls?

Wanting to buy quite a few ping-pong balls, but just occurred to me i have no idea where sells them? Any shop names would be greatly appreciated- although can't be an online store as i need them for...

angel21

What you all doing at

the weekend?

zzxxee

whats been your fav and worst

post of the week so far?

Mctavish

Magnetic bracelets

Does anyone have any experience with one of these bracelets. I have been diagnosed with osteoarthritis in my hands which is very painful. I have been told that these are supposed to help and was...

Julnar

Malt Loaf Surprise

Don't worry about sell by dates, worry about the content of your food. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/80 92921.stm Is a ?1000 fine sufficient? I'd never eat malt loaf again.

Gromit

Are there too many words?

The English Language is about to get its 1,000.000th word. The average person uses less than 14,000 words. That leaves a lot of redundant words. French and German have about a 10th of what we have....

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