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Ian1

Paddy and Mick discuss their holiday plans...

Paddy says "Mick, where are you going for your holidays?" Mick says "Majorca". Paddy says "No, it's prounced 'Ma-yorca', the J is silent". Mick said "oh, right." Paddy says "When are you going?" Mick...

Mr-Marvel

Prem manager of the year.

Stoke City's Tony Pulis, Prem manager of the year, what are the chances?

the nomad

general knowledge

1. situated on the north coast of scotland, the uk's first fast-breeder nuclear reactor is situated where? 2. in what year was superglue invented? 3. what is the national speed limit for a car towing...

craft1948

Man Utd champions once more............

.........so is everybody happy?

stokemaveric

knobby......

YOU COST ME ?50.00.........lol......but my horses are doing ok......

McMouse

A Marriage Made in Heaven

Mr. Camel and Miss. Dromedary were married And in time a baby was due. Said Mrs. Camel to her beloved 'Would you prefer one hump or two?'

darren197373

Bloke in hospital

with 60% burns,Dr says "give him 2 Viagra".Nurse asks "do you think that'll help?"Dr replies "no but it'll keep the sheets off his legs.

knobbynonut5

im bloody p1ssed

in saffend

MWB

If you were going to be a............

serial killer, what weapon would you use? I'd use a knife.

DEN53

Big Brother

AB is Big Brother - us Abers are the housemates and AB can change or bend the rules as when they feel like it. Where is the little room with the big padded chair in it ???

Leggendisgod

im bloody

at my hands and feet whys that ?

DEN53

Afternoon Campers

mixed bag of weather here in Essex - rain, wind a bit of sun now and again. Where is this great summer we are supposed to be getting ? My hanging baskets have been in and out of the shed so many...

MWB

Righto............

Someone asked, yesterday, what springs to mind when they think of Somerset. What springs to your mind when you think of New Zealand? (This'll be interesting.)

TurtleWax

I'm bloody thirsty

Need to drink something soon. Whats your favourite tipple?

MWB

I'm bloody hungry.

I'm gunna make some toast. What should I have on it?

trt

Ebay, can sellers fix it?

Whats to stop a seller getting his friends, relatives from bidding on an item to up the best price? I was outbid tonight and I'm sure it was fixed as the winner never had a name or past buying or...

TurtleWax

What did you call her??

????

Bobbisox

am I invisible

must have done summit really bad in here....lol