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McMouse

Coming Unstuck

If you surf the Internet For the obscene You may end up, literally, Glued to your screen
19:05 Thu 14th May 20094 answers, last by tonyted 23:36 Thu 14th May 2009
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poodicat

Just Realised!!

Started wearing really lively colours, and when i passed people how grey and black colours were so evident,in fact, tried really not wanting to go beige!!
18:19 Thu 14th May 200924 answers, last by legendisgod. 19:41 Thu 14th May 2009
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izzieamy

help

Hi im 15, i weigh 7 stone 4 and im 5ft5 . I think im really fat but everyones always saying im not. But no matter how hard i try to believe them i look in the mirror and just want to cry :( What...
18:59 Thu 14th May 200919 answers, last by tamborine 23:19 Thu 14th May 2009
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chessington

Mary in Corrie

OMG She made me laugh on last night's Corrie the way she was coming onto Norris lol What a scream. there is something weird about her though and I can't put my finger on it??
17:21 Thu 14th May 200915 answers, last by haylsta25 01:24 Sat 16th May 2009
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poodicat

Fish Chips And Peas!!

Well i am having that for my tea!!!
18:04 Thu 14th May 200921 answers, last by No,Knowledge 18:25 Thu 14th May 2009
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McMouse

Is a "Swiss Army Wife"

a woman that can iron with one foot, cook a meal with her right hand, vacuum with her other foot and masturbate you with her left hand.
17:04 Thu 14th May 200918 answers, last by DEN53 18:33 Thu 14th May 2009
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poodicat

Do You Wash Your Hands When?

After you have been to the toilet?
17:19 Thu 14th May 200924 answers, last by legendisgod. 18:21 Thu 14th May 2009
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anotheoldgit

City of Canterbury not Gay enough?

http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/10087 8/City-is-probed-by-watchdogs-for-not-being-ga y-enough- Is this all a matter of a 'Bar for Gays' or a 'Bar on Gays'?
15:02 Thu 14th May 200911 answers, last by Steve.5 22:54 Thu 14th May 2009
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Joy11

Have you heard the one about....

eeerrr, perhaps not eh? LOL What has made you wish the ground would open and swallow you up, or made you cheeks flame with embarrassment ???
15:32 Thu 14th May 200914 answers, last by craft1948 16:21 Thu 14th May 2009
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sqad617

fao salla

Salla my love, You remember the saga of Dof G, well there have been worrying developments. I am coming to the UK tomorrow for the weekend only, and this very morning, I received an email from Dof G on...
14:37 Thu 14th May 200912 answers, last by sallabananas 15:42 Thu 14th May 2009
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charliechan

where to store bananas

where do u store bananas to make them nice and yellow with black spots on them........
14:47 Thu 14th May 20093 answers, last by Schutzengel 14:55 Thu 14th May 2009
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legendisgod.

omg

Lunchtime and the gay cafe is doing a lunchtime special on spinach in a crepe accompanied by farmhouse stylr saudsage? oooooooh la la la la laaaaaaaaaaa May go for a nibble. Btw hi Boo...
14:33 Thu 14th May 20099 answers, last by legendisgod. 20:10 Thu 14th May 2009
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mariner2

Should Man U flog Ronaldo . . . .

. . . and put it towards Kaka? I hope they do - even as a fan I'm getting fed up of his diving and prima-donna attitude. What was all that head shaking after he got substituted against City? We were...
13:36 Thu 14th May 200938 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 16:24 Fri 15th May 2009
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magicmerlin

Blind man....

is walking down the pavement tapping his white stick as he goes. He passes a fishmonger, stops, takes a deep breath through his nose and says "Good morning, Ladies".
14:03 Thu 14th May 20098 answers, last by sallabananas 14:36 Thu 14th May 2009
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No,Knowledge

he is great isn't he's the no1

everyone on this site knows he is brilliant his he? do you like him or wat???
13:52 Thu 14th May 200931 answers, last by No,Knowledge 02:24 Sat 16th May 2009
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MWB

Who wants to join me in a..................

ciggie?
12:59 Thu 14th May 200938 answers, last by zzxxee 17:24 Thu 14th May 2009
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tiggerblue10

Why is there a piggin.......

......sale on at DFS every piggin week? For piggin hell sake!
12:59 Thu 14th May 200921 answers, last by tiggerblue10 13:47 Thu 14th May 2009
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dustypuss

This England > Have you ever noticed

that England has Sh1t weather All MP are corrupt Tax is to high There's not enough work To many scroungers on benefit Far to many immigrants And the roadnet work is cr^p
11:38 Thu 14th May 200924 answers, last by sophie_1003 12:54 Thu 14th May 2009
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No,Knowledge

Vaccinations for dogs and cats

or should we leave them at home when we go on holiday?
12:27 Thu 14th May 200912 answers, last by teddysbears 13:00 Thu 14th May 2009
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NoMercy

I need

a back up name, incase I ever get sent to the dungeon. Any suggestions? :-)
00:03 Thu 14th May 200947 answers, last by Razzle09 00:46 Thu 14th May 2009

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