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Dr_R_Singh
I forgot to get a newspaper today. Have I missed anything?...
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aqua-lung
Hi When I was in my mid-late 20’s I used to live in Paris and unfortunately started smoking French cigarettes heavily (about 30-40 a day). This as a result has left me with stained teeth. Not...
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craft1948
Young Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news The donkey's...
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McMouse
I went in a pub and sat down next to the most stunning woman I've ever seen. I could see she was not wearing a bra and her incredibly firm breasts were on show. She said 'hello” and took my hand...
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Bobbisox
or stay in for some riveting conversation and fun???
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john1066
Stacey. Yes?
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Mr_Clean
http://www.theanswerb...s/Question836742.html some Snag has cloned crafts name and is posting sensible stuff.....bleedin liberty....
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JockSporran
I live in Botswana saving lives. Do you?
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Drisgirl
missed your apology as the thread was taken off. Want to say it here ? :) Go on you know you want to lol...
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docspock
Let's hear it for the Doc.
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Mr_Clean
http://short.to/zjve...
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Dr_bombay
tune into channel 244 on sky for some dwarf sex.
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Bobbisox
Splutter !!!!, where have all the good smutters disappeared to? We need Smut to overide any drivel !!! Her Royal Highness, Queen Bobbisox of the North...
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sasha011
Hi, Anyone know of where we can go on holiday in Feb/March time next year. We are looking for somewhere hot, not too far away from UK and on a budget. Any ideas??...
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puternut
Whilst watching the draw on TV last night I noticed that quite often a voice could be heard ststing which country had been picked a half a second before the presenters apparently showed the result of...
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jedwardy
Is you all still here then?
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suzie1
the invisible man and woman got married, their kids were nothing to look at.
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poodicat
Just being honest!
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hollie1586
of the dumb blonde that was regularly on Blankety Blank when lily savage hosted the show?? im sure it was Gail but dont know the surname

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