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Gavreel
BAD!!!!!!!!
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marval
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone...
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craft1948
Got a phone call this morning from the Halifax....... Him: Hello as a valued account holder we'd like to offer you a marvellous new product. Me: I'm not an account holder.....I closed my ISA with you...
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Bobbisox
Is there anything you wished you could have said to either a family loved one or dear friend, that you didn't and now it's too late? I don't expect you to share it with all of us, but just how common...
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AB Editor
A Game for Friday! Before everyone rushes home to hibernate for the weekend I thought I would introduce another game: #importantpopquestion I think you all know how it works, but I'll explain anyway:...
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Bobbisox
Today I have been reunited with my brother ! I'ts sad really because there was no row or anything, just a difference of opinion, me being the youngest of 5 siblings , was always thought of as 'spoilt'...
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beetlebum
i'm writing a book about a lady called pearl. she's a french courtesan and she ruins many mens lives. i know that as i am the author i should be able to think of a half decent title but i've drawn a...
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NoMercy
..."He who pees on electric fence gets shocking news"... What hilarious, nay, serious wisdom would you care to impart? :-)...
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daffy654
Mine means: A Cornish form of the Welsh name Guinevere, Guinevere: composed of the elements gwen meaning "fair, white" and hwyfar meaning "smooth" http://www.behindthename.com/...
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EDDIE51
Who in your opinions are the worst drivers? I have considered this carefully, and though 'White Van Man' is high on the list ( flashing you to get past when you are doing 75 anyway) , 1st place has to...
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craft1948
I was a bit upset when they moved Corrie from Wednesday to Thursday to make way for the football but have since learned to live with it. Tonight, however they are not showing Escape To The Country to...
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pericat
STOP !!
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DSJ
My tally for answering other people's questions now stands at 999. Am I in line for a gold watch?
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sherminator
thats all I just seen it on another thread but when i accept an apology i think everyone deserves to see that you have been forgiven. (I dont know if you know but....I'm kinda a big deal around here!)
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R1Geezer
Apparently Arsenal morally won the game against Chelsea and, it seems, last night that the result was again flawed! So much so that he refused to shake hands with Hughes!Remember last years moan when...
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devilspawn
I am going to my local Indian Restaurant for Christmas Dinner... only £25 for a 3 course meal... you can pick English or Indian... Take your own booze.... some of my friends are saying I am...
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Mr_Clean
The Queen Danny La Rue well that's pretty much covered that!...

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