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ummmm

I'm gutted

My Uncle is in the hospice now...he's not expected to last the week. This will be 6 in less than two years. All on my Dads side. I'm so so so sad :-(
23:28 Tue 17th Nov 200948 answers, last by darren197373 21:52 Fri 20th Nov 2009
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docspock

I am working on my avatar

give me 30 mins or so.
17:10 Tue 17th Nov 200919 answers, last by sallabananas 18:05 Tue 17th Nov 2009
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craft1948

Just had the police round......

Apparently an old lady in the next street was burgled yesterday. (I do live in an elderly community as there are a lot of bungalows in the immediate area) A man walked straight into her house, shoved...
16:59 Tue 17th Nov 200922 answers, last by Sqad 17:51 Tue 17th Nov 2009
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Bbbananas

I'm going to the BF's sisters in Cardiff for the weekend....

She Who Could Easily Be Christine Hamilton's doppelganger - both in looks and personality (it's gotta be better than Edwina Currie or, God Forbid, Cherie Blair....) Now the old bird aint that bad once...
16:56 Tue 17th Nov 200923 answers, last by sallabananas 17:49 Tue 17th Nov 2009
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ladybird49

Ive made some mince pies

Who wants one ? mmmmm
16:55 Tue 17th Nov 200920 answers, last by vibrasphere 17:24 Tue 17th Nov 2009
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steg

would it be wrong for me to say

nah nah nah nah nah i've got a black forest gateau for tea, and you've not
16:45 Tue 17th Nov 200915 answers, last by rinkins 17:42 Tue 17th Nov 2009
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Barmaid

Dilemma

Now do I go and torture my aching muscles with bench presses and crunches and the like or do I make a coffee, eat the last of the birthday cake and have a fag?!
16:26 Tue 17th Nov 200932 answers, last by Barmaid 16:50 Tue 17th Nov 2009
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frenchman35

Is It e, Or Is This Sort Of Thing Common (Part2)

This sort of thing has happened to me a couple of times with other women too. Both of which were married, but their husbands liked to watch. And yet madly, the girl I am seeing right now (and have...
10:01 Tue 17th Nov 200932 answers, last by snags 20:27 Tue 17th Nov 2009
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marval

Vulgar parrot

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. 'Why so little,' she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her and...
00:03 Tue 17th Nov 20093 answers, last by ummmm 14:39 Tue 17th Nov 2009
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cora150892

Simple Touch Screen Mobile Phone

I am going away to university next year, and my mum keeps going on about how much she will miss me, she has mobile phones but barely knows how to answer them. She cant see very well so by the time she...
13:55 Tue 17th Nov 20098 answers, last by Huderon 23:47 Tue 17th Nov 2009
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steg

ok then, what's for lunch?

bacon & egg sandwich for me
13:43 Tue 17th Nov 200933 answers, last by NoMercy 15:06 Tue 17th Nov 2009
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logic

HEY DOC

I'll try again. have you noticed how busy it is on here today,? I think most of the office staff are back at work, getting paid for being on here, As you have said before,another form of theft,...
13:02 Tue 17th Nov 200932 answers, last by docspock 14:37 Tue 17th Nov 2009
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_no_knowledge

is there

still a cloud hanging over Chatterbank?
21:27 Mon 16th Nov 200916 answers, last by craft1948 22:14 Mon 16th Nov 2009
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tinkerbell23

friend in hospital what can i take!?

shes had her tonsils out...didnt eat enough was too sore...but its all clotted and now infected so cant really take food..her mum has anyhow..she has mags..says shes bored...any ideas!??Xxxx
19:02 Mon 16th Nov 200921 answers, last by tinkerbell23 01:02 Tue 17th Nov 2009
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jubo

you magazine 1,152

1d, custers role in the 7th cavalry during the battle of the little bighorn, ?o??a??e? 4d, adjective often used to describe custer, ?r?o?a?t thanks for any help....
18:43 Mon 16th Nov 20092 answers, last by flicrat 18:45 Mon 16th Nov 2009
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B00

Home Alone

Words sometimes fail even me http://news.bbc.co.uk...ancashire/8362815.stm Had tears in my eyes when I read this paragraph... "The four-year-old girl had tried to feed the baby by using chairs to...
18:21 Mon 16th Nov 200953 answers, last by NiceCupOfTea 10:24 Wed 18th Nov 2009
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modeller

Broadband speed

I'm puzzled by the term Broadband speed. The figures 2-8Mb is constantly mentioned but when I get the speed read out on my PC I get 953kbps download speed and 368 kbps upload speed. Those figures are...
19:54 Sun 15th Nov 200915 answers, last by ll_billym 23:18 Mon 16th Nov 2009
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_no_knowledge

yes or no

is it the KLOWN? AKA hailthechiimp etc,etc, etc...
17:55 Mon 16th Nov 200932 answers, last by AnnieBody 18:11 Mon 16th Nov 2009
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sherminator

Who is actually supporting Cameron?

this is for mainly AOG + R1Geezer and the others who have come out and said they dont like Brown. I understand you two have been very unimpressed with Brown and can't wait to get rid of him BUT i've...
17:29 Fri 13th Nov 200941 answers, last by LoftyLottie 12:57 Wed 18th Nov 2009
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_no_knowledge

i just can't remember

___________________________________________ who used to say........................................ smoke me a kipper i will be back for breakfast. i think a user on here who would be jolly for about...
17:22 Mon 16th Nov 200927 answers, last by General_knowledge 21:13 Mon 16th Nov 2009

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