PLEASE PLEASE can you help me with these 2 dingbats, they have been driving me crazy for weeks TNWH90TP 2FTIMITPL (this is not 2 football teams in manchester in the premier division) Thank you...
Hope someone out there can help me. I'm desperate to find Viper Blublocker sunglasses, I bought my last pair from QVC, but alas I can't find them on the site, and all the other sites i've found only...
The BusRide Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-Decker bus for a weekend trip to Yorkshire. The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde...
An old man goes into a chemist to buy some Viagra 'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' I can cut them for you ' said the chemist ' but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' ' I am...
An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty-thousand pounds on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'....
My five-year old students, are learning to read. Yesterday one of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said, 'Look at this! It's a frickin' elephant!' I took a deep breath, then asked...'What...
Helloooo........ I'm new to this site, can someone please tell me how far you can go with the jokes. I don't want to be slung off before i've even started. ;-)
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'. Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
