Well, I Came out to my mum 2 months ago as being gay. And i have to say.. It couldn't of gone any worse She is trying to force me to get a girlfriend.. and i really don't find girls attractive. she...
plez help my partner is addicted to porn and it makes me feel terrible when ever he gets the chance to he will watch it and ive had anothe of it, he thinks i dont no but i went thou his phone and he...
Steve Hawking went on a date.
He ended up in casualty with broken hips and ankles,fractured skull , concussion and multiple cuts and bruises.
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Apparently, she stood him up!!!
She was forever telling them to stop swearing to no avail. So she went to see the local priest for his advice when she explained her problem the priest too give them a good slap when they swore The...
My dog has had diarrhea for about a week now, i only feed her on dried food (sensitive) because wet stuff goes straight through her, she's normally ok with one and i've been feeding her with it for...
my mate is worried that people look down their nose at her she id dvorced and her ex has custody of her daugter., the daughter stays with her two nights a week tuesdays and fridays , i have assured...
The BusRide Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-Decker bus for a weekend trip to Yorkshire. The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde...
Silly one I know, but just been given a challenge. Parts of the body - 3 letters- . T*t, b*m & and gut not included. Easy ones = eye, ear, lip, arm,leg, toe. There are apparently 10 so I need 4...
Helloooo........ I'm new to this site, can someone please tell me how far you can go with the jokes. I don't want to be slung off before i've even started. ;-)
An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty-thousand pounds on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'....
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'. Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'