Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, 'Knicker Stitcher'. "I sew da elastic onto ladies' knickers and thongs." The...
If you came across some cash on the pavement - what would you do - 1. Hand it in to the police in due course 2. as above , but only above a certain amount ? 3. Discreetly put it in your pocket and...
...licks her lips as we chat?
My first thought was, 'She thinks I'm tasty.', but that's preposterous.
Could it be she has dry, chapped lips, and needs a salve? Any recommendations?...
Good morning everyone - from a very blustery south Oz today and we're still waiting for the rain promised for Saturday morning ...I know the outback is getting heaps and of course they need it but...
16d with Rod I'm about to appear in 19a (10) ???m??????. The answer to 19a is fable 36a beat it with a boiler to the capital of Denmark. Strange (10)no letters 35a. As an alternative to, eat lightly...
Good morning everyone - rather sticky here today, we're waiting for the promised deluge, all we've got so far is overcast and humid, tomorrow (Aussie Mothers Day) we've been advised to wear wellies if...
Here are today's shaded clues for you - 27a Garment with traditional styles including Aran, Fair Isle and guernsey [6] 36a The chain of an anchor, a heavy rope used for mooring a ship, or one tenth of...
A fellow is in the dentist chair being examined by the dentist. The dentist asks the man 'did you have oral sex last night' The man replies ' Oh don't say I have a pubic hair stuck in my tooth' The...
I have a wall mounted radio/cd player..for the last 6 months or so it has been switching itself on at midnight..not tuned in to a station but very very loud white noise.....no timer on it at all...is...