The latest one has just vanished from latest posts. So here is a new one. You just follow lyric with one of your own. Have fun and enjoy. Most importantly be nice. Love cupid04. I'll start you off...
On Monday morning I tried to get Doctors appointment for what I will describe as a minor irritation, Friday, earliest was the reply. Later in day I was in Canterbury so I popped into Minor Injuries,...
A man was sunbathing naked at the beach in Jamaica - For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts. A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If...
Hi everyone, I am a newbie and I was gonna introduce myself tomorrow, but looking at the threads and posts on here tonight, I just could not wait. It all seems straight forward and now that I am...
37a towards the cheaper sector (10) - downm?r?e? 90d drab and dowdy (6) - f?e?p? Thought it might have been frumpy but the 'e' comes from Skilled 98a expert, accomplished. Have I gone wrong somewhere?...
A man tells his wife he's had a fantastic idea.
'I'd like to open a lap-dancing place and call it The G Spot,' he says.
'Not bad,' his wife replies. 'But most guys would never find it.'...
A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the door. "Stay where you are," she said. "He's so drunk, he won't even notice you're in bed with me." Sure enough, the husband...