A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo, Japan. Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the...
A black guy and Murphy go into a pastry shop. The black guy whisks three cookies into his pocket with lightning speed. The baker doesn't even notice. The black guy says to Murphy, "You see how clever...
Hi, Gness.....said the email.....what you been up to today? Oh clearing the shed...says I....I found a huge box of MrG's thingies from work....fed up falling over them so I stuck them in carrier bags...
A university student on a dare stole twenty-three bottles of beer one night. He was arrested and charged. But to his relief the magistrate dropped the charges. She said she could not make a case of...
10 Across - After army retreats, Crusoe moves furthest from the estuary (2,6) ?t ?o?r?e 11 Across - Frenchman is ok when victory's held (4) ??e? 14 Across - Encourage rest of group (6) F???e? 6 Down -...
2d Convict with gingerhead and broken spirit is behind the rest (7) ?A????? 3d Peruvian representative under canvas (2,4) In ???? 12a Little Scheme to find space for a dolls house (4,4) T??? ???? 24a...
When I hover over the AB logo it comes up as Winter sunshine, can we not have new one for the Summer ? What would you suggest, I think strawberries....
Our neighbours have gone away and a couple have just turned up in a car with a strange number plate. They have the keys and have just taken in a load of shopping. My guess is that the neighbours have...
Good morning everyone - very nippy round the toes today, hopefully some sunshine later but I don't hold out much hope ... well at least the shortest day has passed ... roll on Summer .... NOT !! A bit...
Here are today's shaded clues for you - 49a The ----- spot; symbol of the pirates' curse in Treasure Island [5] 17d Item studied by a vexilologist [4] 54d Nobleman ranking above a viscount etc [4] 57d...