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An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese man are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand. He says to the Italian guy, 'You're in charge of sweeping.' To the Scotsman he...

Wolfram9

Everyman

Spirit in amusing prelude to announcement of winner (4,4) We have D _ U _ , R _ L _. Looks like an anagram of 'prelude' and S, but can't get it. TIA :)

Shaglene

How Much............

Paddy in Whetherspoon: He asks barman, "How much is a pint of lager?" Barman says, "A pint is £2 or a pitcher for £7" Paddy replies, "Give me a pint, feck the photo!"......

seekeerz

The Km Links Game - November Week 1

Good morning everyone - It's done a total 360 here, cold and very windy ....is this Autumn still or what exactly !! No rain in sight at present and farmers are making the most of it and baling hay...

Voltage

Snow White!!

The 7 Dwarves are in a cave when it suddenly collapses.Snow White is worried for their lives,until she hears a voice from inside the cave saying "I think Donald Trump is a great president!".She...

Shaglene

The Sailor And The Mermaid...............

A sailor, whose head is only the size of a snooker ball, is sitting in a pub. 'What on earth happened to you?' the barman exclaims. 'My ship sank,' the sailor explains. 'A mermaid rescued me and gave...

Shaglene

Hedgehogs.....................

Q. Why did the hedgehog cross the road? A. a) To visit its flat mate b) To show it had guts...

Caran

Corrie - Women

I have real trouble identifying Shona and Nicola. I never know which is which. I wish soaps wouldn't choose alike actresses....

Voltage

In The Bathroom!

A couple were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, "I gotta have you!" He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her panties, and ravaged...

creamegg

Scot On Sunday

13a friend and i about to manage part of africa b?r?e?i...

creamegg

Radio Times 44

13d tight budget for old detective series s???s?r??? 14d boy with nameless girl finding monk ???i?i??? 16a huge amount of tnt to unstable to fit in furnace ?i????? 24a creep will spill the beans ?????...

Voltage

An Englishman, An Irishman And A Scotsman

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid their wives were. The Englishman says, “I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to...

seekeerz

The Km Links Game - October Week 4 And Final Results

Good morning everyone - well it's back to winter here, weather has gone nuts.....we've had several hot days and high winds with a few bush fires thrown in ....now it's cold and still windy, hoping for...

choux

Here Goes

I have just indulged and it occurs to me to ask you: Which battery-powered item gives you the most pleasure/satisfaction? :)...

seekeerz

The Km Links Game - October Week 4

Good morning everyone - pleasantly cool and sunny here after a very nasty day yesterday, high winds and hot temps brought the first fire ban day of the summer and given the amount of feed in the...