Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman said, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job." The second woman responded, "Oh,...
A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the...
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this really amused me. A group of primary school infants, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to Cheltenham races to see and learn about thoroughbred horses. When it was time to...
Good morning everyone - breezy here, sun's shining but it's not really going to warm up for a day or so, then we're going to get (hopefully) a last blast of Summer weather before Autumn...
Don't know how long I can cope with CB anymore. Driving me mad on iPad. If I click on a posters link 80% of the time I get frozen out. Nothing moves. I have to close the site down completely. Then...