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funkyrich
Wow I wouldn't mind a roll in the hay with her..
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semitone
It seems that my daughter living at home is running up debts with no means to repay them. Will this affect my credit rating?
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poorsnappydh
Just this..... How dare you judge me. And as for your name, got a God complex? I don't like you. (Sticks out toungue)
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the>one
snap.....whats with all the rubbish yor spoutting at the moment......i like a bit of 'off the wall' chat but your going to far, have a few more 'social graces' in your threads and a few people...
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ineedahobby
Please be assembled for Daks presentation of stars for the most convincing scottish accent, which she promissed us would happen at noon.  The suspence is toooo much.
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eash
I am so bored and it's far too quiet in my office!
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MargeB
No georgi?
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Grimalkin
Hello all!  I'm pleased to announce that I managed to pass my MA (in English literature studies) with distinction - I found out last Friday and instantly came down with a nasty cold/cough so have...
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rabet
I await today's gnomic utterance.
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pixi
where is everyone hiding?  I've looked over there>>>>>>, I've looked over there <<<<<<<<< and Ive even looked up there ^^^^^^^^^ and down there...
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Dakota
Right enough's enough - CB just isn't CB without Ned.  This is my petition to BRING HIM BACK. All in favour say 'aye' in a Scottish accent.  Stars will be given to the best Scot accent by a...
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johnlambert
what will  our spiecies look like in one million years time?
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natalie_1982
So far I have managed to explode my porridge over the inside of the microwave, dropped a full cup of tea on the draining board (so had to rewash everything that was on there), squirted orange...
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buttons
Right here we go - time to start friday off with a joke. A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He...
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pixi
If you could be invisible for 24 hours what would you do.  (I'll apologise now if I disappear - no pun intended, im just really busy)
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the>one
good morning all...and a special good morning to pixi.....sorry haven't had a chat lately ....our paths don't seem to be crossing much at the moment....hope your well.......save me one of yer special...
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cliffsdoll
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR CLIFF HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU   CLIFF IS 65 TODAY   lets have drink to toast his good health
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whiffey
said Zebedee. And with the world's largest spring shoved up your bum what else would you expect. Going to follow a good example, sleep well everybody, you load of certifiables.
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snapdharlich
On the line. And no **** responded. I hope you all die, and just before you take your last breath, you realise what pricks you've been.....
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whiffey
And do not be late. (All mad all of us)

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