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~Dan~
To everyone.  I hope you are all fine and dandy this lovely friday :)
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luckystrike
When Dr. Gillian McKeith asks for a stool sample, I would love to see the look on her face if a really big guy produced an absolutely huge, thick, ten inch turd!  It's such a shame that fat folk...
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natalie_1982
I just went to the Co-Op to get some brekky, and they have these little Smartie things, they look like tangerines but are supposed to be baby pumpkins, and inside they have Smarties!  All of them...
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Madison68
What would you call it and why? I'd name mine Alexia, after a special little girl.
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Madison68
Elusive to say the least!!
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Madison68
Come out of your hidey hole, you little minx!!
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Dakota
Am fae Aiberdeen, far you fae?
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Dakota
We shall have a bit of fun and banter here, you give me a topic and I shall give you my original thoughts.......I await the debate ;)
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B00
Kids are setting off fireworks near my house. If one of em wakes up my baby, I'm gonna go outside and ram a lit firework right where the sun doesn't shine!     <there...that feels...
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estie
I have to go teach :-( Will be pulling a late-nighter working tonight when I get home from teaching....so who is the first one on here in the AM? I might be up late enough tonight (my...
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~Dan~
I am bi-sexual.  And have been in chat rooms before and admitted this and had the **** taken out of me becasue of it.  Will that be a problem in here?  just want to get it out at the...
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Dakota
http://www.blogthings.com/superheronamegenerator/
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Dakota
http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourbirthdatemeanquiz/
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~Dan~
For a fun day in here.  You're all very friendly :)  I'll be leaving work at 6.00 so I'll be back tomorrow :)
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Madison68
Dakota, Smithy, Bel?  Are you there?  If not, anyone please send me something to take my mind off children who throw up like the exorcist.  I'm going green myself!  :-((
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Daffers
Hello again!  JM already rings him from mobile and then hangs up, but he is rubbish at looking innocent!  I love all the other suggestions.  I have already swapped the 'phone extensions...
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amron
BOO, NFN, MEDS, DAKS.....anyone?? I got the job!!!!!..
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~Dan~
In another post down there v  I think I am being confused with someone else.  Someone called whiffey is being all strange and Impying I am someone different I think?  What is happening.
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georgit79
Since most of us have never spoken to each other, we don't know what we sound like. So, describe your speaking voice... I'm quite well spoken with a hint of Manc, quite low pitched- think Mariella...
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~Dan~
I would love to try my moves on you as reading through the posts I have discovered that marge b is taken! and nedflanders is also taken.  Is that ok with you.  PS - sorry to georgit79. :)

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