When Dr. Gillian McKeith asks for a stool sample, I would love to see the look on her face if a really big guy produced an absolutely huge, thick, ten inch turd! It's such a shame that fat folk...
I just went to the Co-Op to get some brekky, and they have these little Smartie things, they look like tangerines but are supposed to be baby pumpkins, and inside they have Smarties! All of them...
Kids are setting off fireworks near my house. If one of em wakes up my baby, I'm gonna go outside and ram a lit firework right where the sun doesn't shine! <there...that feels...
I have to go teach :-( Will be pulling a late-nighter working tonight when I get home from teaching....so who is the first one on here in the AM? I might be up late enough tonight (my...
I am bi-sexual. And have been in chat rooms before and admitted this and had the **** taken out of me becasue of it. Will that be a problem in here? just want to get it out at the...
Dakota, Smithy, Bel? Are you there? If not, anyone please send me something to take my mind off children who throw up like the exorcist. I'm going green myself! :-((
Hello again! JM already rings him from mobile and then hangs up, but he is rubbish at looking innocent! I love all the other suggestions. I have already swapped the 'phone extensions...
In another post down there v I think I am being confused with someone else. Someone called whiffey is being all strange and Impying I am someone different I think? What is happening.
Since most of us have never spoken to each other, we don't know what we sound like. So, describe your speaking voice... I'm quite well spoken with a hint of Manc, quite low pitched- think Mariella...
I would love to try my moves on you as reading through the posts I have discovered that marge b is taken! and nedflanders is also taken. Is that ok with you. PS - sorry to georgit79. :)