a bride was being very nervous before her wedding so her maid of honour said to her what you have to do walk down the aisle have the service at the altar then sing the wedding song shorten the song so...
hi gang question last week does anyone win on the lottery well i have just had four numbers on the thunderball gets me ?100 quid anyone beat that tonight
hi dot just read your little story regarding your son i wouldnt worry to much my family were not pleased when i became a docker but i worked my way up and became a cheif clerk in the harbour so you...
hi whiffey there is no such word as scotch unless you are talking abot whisky as a person who lives just outside dundee bridge tolls do no affect me they should never have happened in the first place...
hi you all well i wont be on to long as i am going out to catch me a fresh haggis for our burns supper tomorrow i like mine fresh so i will be out all night trying to catch one at least that is what i...
hi again so that there is no mistake i am 77 not an old codger i walk 8 miles everyday day with my dog its the whisky that keeps me going i like to be nice to people and i can say anything you have...
hi dot me again new to the site but i remeber first time with legend when he said daneswalk never heard of him so i took an instant dislike to him you have one admirer me by the way i am old enough to...