Have you trained for it all who are going? Well I have, I have (scuse stutter there) ordered a kebab tonight to get into the swing of things and have not had a kebab for months now. Also I have had...
Just seen an advert for Vagisil cream (mid way through The Simpsons) Did they have to call it "Vagisil" ? ... ... cream for your vag ! Couldn't the marketing team have thought of a better name ?
If you fancied / admired a guy. Would you do it from afar and wait on him taking the hint? Or are you the type to just tell him the score?? I thinkmost women are far shyer than they make out....
I just came back from Asda,where i was by the meat counter when a guy just nicked a joint of beef and the too fat to run security guard shouted 'Oi, what you doing with that?' at him To which he...
Same problem roads impassable "No Grit" I rang the Local Council: "We can't clear the roads because we've run out of grit." Hmmm, OK can't send you a cheque for my Council Tax because I've run out of...
Brought a hot Gingsters Cornish Pastie with Branston pickle in to my study so that I could watch Daily Politics on BBC 2. Tha't s more like it. You give them pocket money, put a roof over their head,...
The film young victoria has just been released, why oh why do they make her so stunning, in reality she wasnt a looker!, i am talking about queen victoria here, not mrs beckham!!!