My daughter is selling her car and I'm looking for tips and hints on how to make sure that she isn't the victim of a con. I know that sometimes a cheque will be used and then it "clears" and a few...
Stuck on this one, here goes. 8 Letters "Plant that grows on another but is not parasitic on it" E _ I _ _ Y _ E It's probably very obvious, but I just can't get it. Thanks in anticipation.
We own a timeshare in Tenerife, but don't have our own membership to RCI. We wanted to exchange our weeks this year but had to go through the people in Tenerife and they charged us ?160 for the...
Going to Benalmadena in July and booked flights with Easyjet. They've sent me an email offering day trips to Gibraltar and North Africa and I'm wondering if they're worth it and if so should we book...
Going to Benalmadena on 27/06/09 and was wondering if I can get a train from Malaga Airport to the resort. We are then switching to Torremolinos on 04/07 until 11/07 and our hotel and according to the...
My wife bought three plants of the variety 1 Day Lily and their names are (1) Big Smile (2) Storm of the century and (3) Victorias Secret. When they arrived there was no indication as to what colours...
A Ventriliquist can't get any bookings so his friend suggests that he starts up as a clairvoyant so he sets up his own business. One day an old woman comes to him and asks if he can contact her late...
I've just watched this film on ITV3 and had forgotten just how good it was, and how sexy Katharine Ross was. My mind appears to be playing tricks though because I always thought that when he went...
My daughter (23) split up with her boyfriend and moved back in with my wife and I and she came with a fair bit of debt. She took out a bank loan to buy a car (needed for her job) and clear off some of...
Couple lying in bed on their honeymoon and he turns to her and says "I think it's important that we establish a few ground rules regarding sex" "If I'm interested in sex I'll touch your left breast...
Our supply of Duty paid cigarettes has finished and I was wondering if there is a bus from Glasgow or London which goes across the channel to the French Hypermarkets to bring back Regal King Size....
A man says to his wife "I've done you a favour darling, I've bought a packet of these new Olympic condoms and I'm going to use a gold one" She says "why don't you use a silver one and come second for...
Two guys walking down the main street look in a shop window at some shirts and one of them says "there's the one I'd get", and the shopkeeper - who was a Cyclops - came out and beat the crap out of...
Planning a family holiday to Florida next July and booking everything on the internet. Colleague at work suggested that I wait until I get there and get my Disneyland tickets at Walmart and that I'll...
Just a minor adjustment would help. Can you put a "Next" key at the end of the last posting because at the momment that after you've read all the replies and want to move on to the next one, you have...