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zzxxee
discuss im pushing for tracy eastenders barmaid should be made a dame
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pericat
the kids are off - anybody got anything planned - holiday, fews days away, a big halloween party ?
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docspock
I appreciate that this site is anonymous and the vast majority of posters are just letters on a screen. It is impossible therefore to perceive them as real people. I knew nothing about Ethel, she may...
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tonyav
Asda have dropped the Katie Price range of underwear, and they say they have dropped it due to customer 's demanding that they do. ?
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Steve.5
Why do geordie lasses wear knickers? to keep their ankles warm...
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Bobbisox
Fao Spare Ed, I am appalled that you allowed such vile behaviour, why wasn't anyone 'policing'' here?? it is usually late in the night when a incident would occur, when I left, everyone who was in...
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Bobbisox
Whats the only protection geordie lasses use when having sex? A. Bus shelter :lol: --------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------- Bobbi...
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tonyav
My favorite is when I have just come out of the boozer, And as I head of to the chippy over the road, The closer I get the stronger the chippy's aroma gets, ummm bloody loverly.
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pericat
so if any of you have any messages you would like me to pass on - nows your time ! Im channelling
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Bbbananas
"He waggled it in front of my face. I thought; What am I supposed to do with that - sign it? Suck it?"
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Bobbisox
Been down to the Docs with my little Ben, he had a localised rash on his cheeks, generally lethargic and complaing of a headache Sqads if ypu are there, the doc said it was "Slap Cheek' anyone...
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Gromit
1st - Baroness Warsi 2nd Bonnie Greer 3rd - Bland man from Lib Dems Last = Jack Straw Last = Nick Griffin What did you think?...
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pericat
Have we an Elizabeth Taylor in our midst ? Or anky budding Lotharios?
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mrs.chappie
I bought some strips that you stick on your nose to (supposedly) help you to breathe more easily while you sleep. What a waste of money. Absolute rubbish. Five quid going straight in the bin. [:o(...
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zzxxee
the person you would haunt and why???????????????
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ahmskunnirt
This young and pregnant girl has mild learning difficulties. She and her fiance plan to marry before their baby is born in January. However, the authorities are going to take the baby away after it's...
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Bobbisox
A feisty game old bird like moi? the not so old but dead funny DEN, smutty and funny crafty, saucy Salla, funny lttle reenkins, sqad with his 'take' on life in general, the very flirty Yogi, the...
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DEN53
Elvis's hair http://www.thesun.co....auction-for-9000.html...
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craft1948
The 'lady' captain for UCL has a very deep voice and an adams apple.............I'm fascinated....
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pericat
Can I be the first to wish you a very happy birthday !

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