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Caribeing
according to todays news Katie and Peter are splitting up!No reason so far has been given! So much for the lovey dovey relation, with Katie saying they would never separate! I feel sorry for the kids...
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jonnoman
I'm going to do a poo at Paul's.
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Joy11
hows that for hypocracy,,,McMouses thread, I am gobsmacked, it's 4ish in the afternoon ffs,,,,
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McMouse
If you surf the Internet For the obscene You may end up, literally, Glued to your screen
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zzxxee
anybody care to make any opinion??
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McMouse
a woman that can iron with one foot, cook a meal with her right hand, vacuum with her other foot and masturbate you with her left hand.
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Joy11
I will make up clues of place all over the country, some will be "terrible"LOL, then you have a go at guessing where it is, then maybe all of you can help along when you get the hang of it,,,,here...
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McMouse
and there's no woman around to hear him... Is he still wrong?
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Joy11
Hi everyone, slept on my little problem, and have laid it to rest, I'm just a geordie daft lass. who gets hurt when folk are nasty to one another,,,,but it is cruel world out there, so I have picked...
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Dorvai
I'm just about to finish college (hopefully with some good grades); so I was thinking about trying drugs since I have always wanted to...and I will have a break in my academic life; so it won't effect...
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liverpoolfoo
Hi folks as anyone else noticed how ITV always seem to show Adverts about things to take if you have Diarrhoea, Cures for removing Ear Wax, & Air Freshner's for the Bathroom when you've had a Brad...
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McMouse
brown is my shepherd, i shall not work he leadeth me beside still factories he restoreth my faith in the conservative party he guideth me to the path of unemployment yea, though i wait for my dole i...
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carter69
if you had just pi**ed your other half off,with an inoppropriate remark.How would you make ammends?
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Steve.5
Just been watching the news. It was half an hour of really happy crap, as usual???. Swine Flu, recession, war, Aids, famine, rape, murder, terrorist attacks, corruption and rising unemployment, I...
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Joy11
me, back,,, got to be meek and mild and somewhat subservient,,,,sniff No future little gems from me, and will speak when spoken to incase my kids disown me. I shall refrain from being too Bold also...
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Steve.5
I live near a very large council run estate. In it lives a grumpy old woman who lets hers numerous dogs foul the place up, while barking at all hours. Her car has no road tax,or reg plates & the...
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marval
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them died of natural causes. In grief, the second monkey passed away two days later. Not knowing what to do with them, she finally decided...
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darren197373
with two black eyes and a broken jaw.It seems we were on different wavelengths when she said she wanted decking on the patio.
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Myriad
.... She also wants to know can she have first refusal on the blind n1gger if neither of them want it.
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Joy11
Husband and wife Hubby gets 'I Love You' tattooed on his penis and goes home to show his wife. She says: 'There you go again, trying to put words in my mouth.' probs won't get away with this one,,,LOL

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