that the body parts found of an unfortunate victim of murder are " adding up". Is it a bit like Mathematics where the sum of all parts equals a whole? How many parts do you need to be complete?
I can only think of 3, 1) No traffic on the road, 2) Free parking on the civic centre cos the council staff are on a day off 3) errrrrrrrrrr, well i had thought of 3 but i'm stuck now! what should i...
Can we have a subsection to Jokes called "Crap puns"? that would then give somewhere for chrisrob and McMouse to post their godawful rubbish and leave room for jokes that might be funny in the main...
Hey all, Im a healthy 21 year old female, but over the last couple of days Iv had a really sore throat, it hurts to swallow ect. I usually suffer with this but this time, its not my tonsils, its lower...
I have just read that Jade Goody had a brother ! - apparently he lives in Australia and was given up for adoption at the age of 3 years old. It did'nt say if Jackiey was his mother - did anyone else...
A beautiful young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young sailor...
Can anyone please recommend a good tooth whitening toothpaste? I've tried a couple but to be honest, I cannot see much difference!? Any tried and tested recommendations would be greatfully...
I am not feeling it. Are we meant to empathise with the 'poor' Brannings? Does anyone give two gnats nadgers about Laurens future? Should she rot in a prison cell?
Over the last week or so my parents' house phone had a few phone calls where they've not answered but a very odd message has been left on the voicemail. All it says is "(something, not heard properly)...
According to this week's NOW magazine ... (okay, okay ... I know ... I was bored) Angelina Jolie has fallen out with Brad because she says ... "I want other lovers" ! Hands up if anybody doesn't want...
I was wondering if people could answer this question on the recent series of adverts for Cadburys Dairy Milk. The series of adverts include, gorilla drumming, cars racing and dancing eyebrows. Do you...
Picture the scene - you wake up to a noise in the middle of the night and hear voices coming from your living room downstairs. You have an unwanted intruder in your home. What do you do next?
that you have done , which makes you blush ,or squirm years after the event.? For me, years ago at a rock concert in London, I whipped off my T shirt and climbed bare breasted on to the shoulders of a...
IRISH MILLIONAIRE Mick, from Dublin, appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 pounds. You've done very well so far,' said, Chris Tarrant,...
After reading this story my mind turned to the poor, little innocent, Jamie Bulger, and how he was attacked by two young boys. Fortunately, the boys attacked in this incident are still alive, but my...
