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not a question, sorry ED, but please can I share some wonderful News?

Just had a phone call from a dear friend saying her S.I.L has came through a very complicated brain op, he is a Tornado pilot and was injured in Afghanistan, he is recovering well, sorry I know it's...

SIRandyraven

Worse Wedding gift ever ?

For those who are married .... Ours was a Teas made machine that only did one mug of tea ! Also hot on the list Was a disposable barbecue .......

DEN53

Contacting Unknown Family

Can I just run this past others to see what you think: My Aunt died when she was 48 some 22 years ago now. She never knew her Dad as he left her Mum during war times. Her Mum remarried and he adopted...

Bobbisox

a few little Irish jokes to brighten a wet afternoon

Paddy and Mick go to London to donate sperm. It was a disaster! Paddy missed the tube and Mick came on the bus! ------------ --------- --------oOo- ----------- A Muslim was sitting next to Paddy on a...

Bobbisox

Groupon???

got dead excited with the deal of the day here 7 nights in Kyrenia for two people for only £660 half board I thought, I'll have some of that ! only to find out it was from Manchester! and I had...

Jemisa

Along the sea front.

Here in S on S Essex its a glorious daysoo gonna get out there and get a lungful of that crisp clean air. A mozy along the sea front beckons & a Rossi ice cream on the way. . Any one coming too.?...

DEN53

Sex Education for 5 Year Olds

Not sure if anyone else has posted this. http://www.dailymail....explicit-lessons.html I personally think 5 years old is far too young to fill their heads with this. Let them be children, for gods...

Dee Sa

Mrs Brown's Boys

I tried to watch the first episode but couldnt get "into" it and switched channels, recorded the second one about the bikini waxing and watched yesterday it was the funniest thing I have...

DEN53

Noooooooooooooooooo

http://www.metro.co.u...e-four-hour-erections...

DEN53

Macleans Smiley Girl

She is getting right on my t!ts ...........just pick one of those silly s0ds trying to impress you love, because Dancing on Ice will be over soon and all you will be left with is that gleaming whtie...

Linda51

SKAGEN WATCHES

I have just been watching qvc shopping channel and they were advertising Skagen watches, I've never heard of them before does anyone know anything about them. My husband wants to but me a new watch...

jb190281

Graham Norton Show

First question, who is Miriam Margolyes? She's on the show tonight, she's quite witty Secondly, Graham Norton made some joke about Gaddafi in Benghazi fashion week - Jokes about fashion whilst wearing...

DEN53

Does Anyone Else

find this kind of stuff interesting............. http://www.dailymail....ellent-condition.html I know its a little macabre (or as my son said 'Jordans gone overboard with the self tan') but I find...

knowabit

Marchlands

Weeeeell.......................

merciasounds

Which would you prefer

A world cruise, or a new car

DEN53

Doggy Babysitting

I have been dog sitting my neighbour's westie today - he is so cute - but I am cream crackered - been playing football in the garden with him.... http://tinypic.com/m/eajnr9/4...