Not a bad start, Oh Dear Paul Daniels, how embarassing!I was a bit disappointed Anne Widdicomb didn't have her turn but HOW is she gonna come close to Pamela Stephenson who was beautiful. I think the...
Going off to Cardiff for the weekend. Staying very near Celtic Manor where the Ryder Cup is being played. If that Tiger Trollop comes anywhere near me with his fancy club and his divot, I shall tell...
if you owned a pub what would you call it....
The Seamans Arms .....
The Farmers friend (this would need a picture of a sheep on the sign)
Salla The Smutcellar
McMouse The Punchline...
People. I had the fright of the year last week when titivating & moisturising my garden. There was I, merrily squirting away with the hosepipe, then I thought I'd fill up the water butt. I hadn't...
lol wife just screamed out from bathroom so i ran upstairs to find the biggest spider i have seen in our house a good 6-8 inches span and a big juicy fat body my wife in the corner with a white face,...
I bought this printer about 4 months ago - it has just developed a problem - when trying to print out a letter I typed yesterday, it misses lines out, only printing parts of it. Have just discovered...
My pal has a problem. He's quite old (about 55) and has always had a good sex life. His problem is that now he can only manage sex with his partner twice a night. He used to be good for three or four...
I feel like I'm quite lucky as my husband is and always has been a very hands on dad. He had so much more patience with our daughter when she was screaming with colic as a baby and much better at...
who has supported me and wished me well recently whilst I have been investigated for breast cancer. Today I was given the all clear and realise all too well how lucky I am. I wish everyone else in...
basically my 9 year old daughter just refuses to do as she is told! im so fed up now i dont know what to do, i shout at her, then i always end up feeling guilty and shouting does nothing!! i send her...